This document purports to chronicle the true goings-on during that "certain summer session" at Salo Central High School, located in a peaceful Midwestern community. Perhaps because it took place
at the same time as that space shuttle thing, the story was only reported in the St. Louis Globe Democrat-Republican, the Weekly World News, and GQ. The sketchy details were that a mob of enraged citizens beat silly three teachers and the Principal of the high school in the courtyard. The rumors persisted in the area until the paperback you are now holding was published.
From all accounts, this memoir was begun by a French custodian at the high school named Jean-Claude Paul Baptiste de la Salle Louis-Josef de Bourbon de Mardi de Mercredi de Jeudi de Samedi
Allen Renais de Sharde.
The opening descriptions were written in a peculiar pseudo-eighteenth century vernacular. However, sensing profit from theinfamies allegedly occurring at Salo Central, a ghost writer by the
name of HUGH N. MASENGILL was brought in to add "punch" to the janitor's prose. Mr. Masengill's previous credits include "Mark Spitz: An Unauthorized Biography", "The '87 Cleveland Indians: An Unauthorized Season History", and "The DeFranco Family: An Authorized Biography".
Interestingly enough, Jerry Falwell's Christian Book-of-the- Month Club called it "a great companion piece to Genesis, Chapter 18" and named it an alternate along with "The Gavin McLeod Story