| I have known this girl for just about 17 years. If I was gay, she would be my bitch. Since I'm not, shes my bitch for the month! WHY SHES A BITCH Well, we can start from that sunny afternoon when we were kids and Violet hopped on my brothers skate board to coast down the driveway. Soon after she flew off and landed on her ass. Before I laughed my socks off I made sure she was ok. I was being nice. You always have a once sentence phrase to describe your friends. Mine for Violet was "the chick with the big tits". Now that she had a breast reduction I am running a contest on the new sentence. And "the chick with the ex big tits" doesn't work well. We tried it. We could all go through the nick names such as Hoover Holly again, but I can't bitch about my true family much. If there is something I'm leaving out let me know. When I asked Violet what she thought about wining Bitch of the Month she said "Thats fucked up! But I guess I'm honored since my boyfriend won it too." { back } - { next } . |
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