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| I am very pleased with most of my close friends being Bitch of the Month. You should all know Jaime AKA Kali by now. We know her as the girl who loves monkey sex. Well let me fill you in on her. WHY SHES A BITCH?!? Violets View She enjoys those always tutty wipes. One night when we went over to Trenatys house her mom gave her a big ass bag of disposalable pads and tutty wipes. I haven't seen someone over joyed to receive such a gift. LOL She was getting in my car and kept dropping them all over the place not being able to carry the load. Thats only one of the reasons of being bitch of the month, another little story that I'm sure you would like to hear, Kali and I were at the Warped Tour of 98' and we were watching Deftones. She was so into the music out of no where I saw a pizza box came flying from the the top of the bleachers and smacked Kali in the head. I just stared at her for at least 5 minutes. She never once flenched. No bullshit....Then she turned to me and pointed at her head after five minutes of staring at her. And she said "Did I just get hit in the head?". LOL If you didn't laugh I guess you had to be there. No matter what I love her. Yes Kali has done some pretty stupid things. Funny thing is, tonight Violet, Nomad and I were sitting around trying to figure out some of these things. I remember one night we were getting pretty wasted and Kali was only wearing a towl. She kept asking Violet and I if she was fat, and then flashing us completely. No Kali your not fat ok! When I asked Kali how she feels about winning Trenatys Bitch of the Month she said "Fuck that....everyone else is bitches! You all little fuckers....man I'm drunk." I guess things never really do change! Love you Kali! { back } - { next } . |