PUNK ROCKER
A young punk rocker gets on a cross-town bus. He's got spiked hair thats green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather and rags. His legs are bare and hes without shoes. His face and body are riddled with piercings and his earrings are big bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man that just stares at him for the next ten miles. Finally the punker gets self -concious and barks at the old man "What are you staring at you old fart? Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat the old man replies, "Yeah when I was young and in the Navy I got drunk one night in Singapore and fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son. |
