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| Today's Date: Yesterday's Date: Purpose of this application in membership: A) Legion of Dynamic Discord B)POEE C) Bavarian Illumnati D) Easy Bake Coven E) All of the above F) None of the above G) Other--be specific! ' Name: Holy Name: Address: Description: Born: Yes No Eyes: 2 other Height: _______fl. oz. Last time you had a hair cut: __________ Reason: Race: Horse Car Human I.Q.: History: Education- highest grade completed 1 2 3 4 5 6 Professional: List every job since 1937 from which you have been fired: Medical: List in a separate email titled confidental list all major psychotic episodes experienced with in the last 24 hours: Sneaky questions to establish personality traits: I would rather a) live in an outhouse b) play in a rock group c) eat caterpillars I wear obscene tattoos because _______________________ _______________________________________________. I have ceased raping children [ ] yes [ ] no Reason:__________________________________________. What is the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs? Self portrait: *Some of these Questions taken from the Principia Discordia. Some may have been adjusted. Now that you have joined the Erisian Movement you need to get involved with The Coven. Click here for further instructions. |