| The Life and Times of Irene Vegas She succumbed to ordinary jive, and was miserable. Tired of waiting for her ship and captain she moved on to find bigger fish to swallow, fell in love with an ordinary guy, who was dressed in drag (named Mister E). And he sang to her: "Your love's better than aliens tonight..." But as her transvestite lover sang this ancient sea chanty a great space ship called "The Yellow Saucerine" came and picked her up and took her into space. There these aliens offered her a gift certificate to Amazon, if and only if she would agree to switch long distance calling plans. Irene examined the calling plan and decided it was no different than her one through MCI, so she decided to make the switch to AT&T. Irene then went to Amazon to get a book to shed enlightenment on her world. Her transvestite lover was a figment of her imagination and she felt empty inside. A book would help, certainly it would! She soon found many books. She wanted to read them all, however her certificate was for 20 dollars. As she read the descriptions of the books she realized they were all the same book, except written in a different language.. She decided to get the Principia Discordia, because it seemed to be written in a language she could understand, humour. Incidentally AT&T never did begin to provide any service for her, but she still used the certificate. With the knowledge of Eris and chaos, Irene sought to create a coven which uses modern magick, which often ends up comical because it is so absurd (to the unenlightened). Like last night, I, Irene, used a styrofoam wand for a ritual. Now you go what the hell are you using something styrofoam for. But I think it is a magickal tool. What other object of human creation can insulate, protect and destroy? What other object I ask you? See you can't think of one. Anyhow, where was I. Yes so modern symbols is what we use. You say, but wait Greta! What about the "Old Ways" ? Well I don't really care for them. I mean what year is it? We know more and have more, we should take advantage of our potential. The Mother Goddess failed by herself. The Father God failed by himself. Now it is up to us as the children of the Gods to take command of our own spirituality and unify our parents at the same time (to create balance) in our lives, in our world, in the galaxy, etc. Irene, after realizing all this founded the Temple of the Kallisti Apple. Then later decided to call it The Easy Bake Coven. The religion she called Wiccordia. But recently she decided to change that to Disco-Paganism, but she hasn't changed it on every page yet. |