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| DOPE5TAR9:I hate hot dogs. QueenRavenStar: yeah, you can't eat hot dog buns in my religion. DOPE5TAR9: Really? QueenRavenStar: Yeah. DOPE5TAR9: Why not? QueenRavenStar: It is a long story... You see Eris was the greek Goddess of Chaos and confusion, and Zeus was throwing a party where everyone would be eating hot dogs, evidentally hot dogs are ambrosia, but he didn't want to invite Eris because he thought she would f*ck everything up because she is the goddess of confusion. This is called"The Original Snub." So Eris was mad and she got a golden apple and wrote kallisti which is greek for "to the prettiest" and she threw it in the middle of the party and it landed between Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite, and they all got in a cat fight over who was the prettiest, and Zeus told them to go down to Earth and ask the mortal man Paris and he said Aphro was and he got Helena and it started the Trojan War. DOPE5TAR9: So is this discordian religion thingy... is it all as funny as the type of stuff you have on that little questionaire thingy? That thing is hilarious. "I have ceased raping children __yes ___no." QueenRavenStar: Yeah, it is hilarious, I love it. Are you gonna join the religion? You should. DOPE5TAR9: So where can you go to look at stuff about it? QueenRavenStar: I haven't written that stuff yet, but I have some links... hold on. DOPE5TAR9: Maybe... Naturally I would like to learn a little bit about a religion before I joining... but it looks promising. QueenRavenStar: http//www.kbuxton.com/discordia/ DOPE5TAR9: First of all I would like to know what all this religion involves... ritualistic sacrifices? snake handeling? drinking arsenic? QueenRavenStar: no sacrifices or arsenic. QueenRavenStar: drinking jugs of wine are favored though. DOPE5TAR9: Oh I can handle that. DOPE5TAR9: Does this religion and [Marilyn] Manson's "Apple of Discord" on Coma Black have anything to do with eachother? QueenRavenStar: Huh, I never thought of that. But yeah he maybe talking about it. DOPE5TAR9: lol QueenRavenStar: I gotta relisten to that song, I usually skip over it. DOPE5TAR9: ACK SAY IT AIN'T SO! DOPE5TAR9: i love that song. DOPE5TAR9: :) DOPE5TAR9: it just made me think of that song what with "Temple of the Kallisti Apple" and Discordia. QueenRavenStar: Yeah, I just used the kallisti apple because that is what is written on the apple. And it sounded good so I thought I could use it to lure people into my religion. hahahahahha DOPE5TAR9: hahahaha... that's using your noodle. QueenRavenStar: Yeah, I am gonna make up some business cards and leave them at the local wiccan store so people will start paying attention. DOPE5TAR9: Hey that's a pretty cool idea... you're really getting into all of this aren't you? I think that's really cool... I figured this was just something to do to pass the time and would soon be abandonded forever, like most people would do... it's cool that you don't seem to be doing that. QueenRavenStar: I am just bored and lonely. I will start a cult and then the cult members will be my friends! DOPE5TAR9: Will this little religion effect your other religions, wicca and the OTO? QueenRavenStar: No, this is basically just wicca with discordianism. DOPE5TAR9: So explain to me what discordianism is... QueenRavenStar: it is fun. QueenRavenStar: it is understanding the world is chaos QueenRavenStar: and within that chaos is order and disorder and they can be divided into creative order and disorder, and destructive order and disorder, and the destructive side leads to oppression, war, and unhappiness. QueenRavenStar: So we seek the creative. DOPE5TAR9: So it is basically just fun and humorous on the outside... but a true religion under the surface? Or have I misunderstood? I just say that because it seems like it't al fun and amusing at first glance, but after you explained it (somewhat) it actually seems like a legit religion. QueenRavenStar: yeah, it is mostly just fun and games because creative disorder is more fun than creative order sometimes. DOPE5TAR9: So this religion is basically just fun? QueenRavenStar: Yeah, like I am planning a local event on a celtic holiday called Whuppity Scoorie. It is a scottish event where the ancients would go around with poles and tap the earth three times so it will wake up for springtime, and I thought what is more discordian than running around with poles, hitting the earth and yelling "WAKE UP!" I want it to be at this lake and then we can play the discordian game "Sink" where you throw stuff into a pit or body of water and name the sunken object odd names. DOPE5TAR9: LMAO! That is so funny... i love it. QueenRavenStar: Like get a rock and name it Rupert and throw it in the lake and say "I sunk Rupert!" QueenRavenStar: Or name the rock Ohio. I sunk Ohio. QueenRavenStar: And it is not limited to rocks. DOPE5TAR9: That kicks ass. QueenRavenStar: The point is it must sink. DOPE5TAR9: SO could I name myself something else (like "my battleship") and then jump into the lake and drown and then everyone would know I sunk my battleship? QueenRavenStar: There is also a discordian curse, so watch out, when someone is falling victim to destructive chaos you must look at them and go "Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble!" That usually stops the destruction. DOPE5TAR9: gobble gobble gobble gobble sounds easy enough to remember.... how do you know when someone is falling victim to destructive chaos? QueenRavenStar: They may say "I voted for George W. Bush." DOPE5TAR9: They may say "I voted." QueenRavenStar: hehehehe, unless they voted for someone who wouldn't have won anyway, like Elvis. DOPE5TAR9: or my dog. QueenRavenStar: I voted for myself. |