Quotable
Quotes
Miscellaneous
Quotes:
( �I thought you'd go for knee-high stilletos Dom� � Michelle -- "You mean for women right?� � Dom
( �I could amuse myself, by myself for hours.� � Izzy, with a knowing look from Michelle
( �We need more suction from the stripper� � Process Engineer at a recent HAZOP
( �My drawings show absolutely nothing!� � Mel
( �I am bait! - Who wouldn't want a piece of this shit!� � Grace
( �Give me a homosexual hug� � Volk to Keeler
( �I know a tightass when I am it� � Volk
( �I'm a sexual fairy� � Pat
( �I need a bed-pan up here� � Bildo
( �I kick ass in Negro round-ball� � Billy �Skeelo� Saraceni
( �I bought cocaine for Keeler� � Allegedly Me =)
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�You are a nutball� � Captain Obvious (Poonam)
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�Life is flipping weird at times� � Lisa
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�You can�t ride other guys� � Prof. S. Cho
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�Why am I always drunk when I come back from church?� �
a very drunk Miss. Behnke
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�They get all hard and gross� �
Poonam
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�India is like the Texas of Asia� �
another gem from Poonam Shah
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�Dude! The only reason people can't drive drunk is because they don't practice" � Konstantin
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�6 inches isn't nearly quite enough is it?� �
a worried Billy asking Adge
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�If I'm alive at 90, I'm having sex!!!� �
Kristine
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�Keeler drinks on the y = x line. I drink more on the y = x^2, which is half a parabola. It is you're fat, you're fat, your body can handle it......Holy Sshhit you've never drunk before!� �
Billy explaining the theory behind his intoxication - thats what happens after you take Modelling and Simulation at Stevens!
Adrienne
Quotes:
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�You didn't think I was going to bite? Why did you stick it in further then?� - To Bill
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�Sometimes,
when I touch myself, it hurts.�
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�In my opinion, as a parent�.�
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�I can go either way!�
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�Excuse me while I hump�
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�I love digital vaginas�
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�There�s a spring in my ass!�
Quotes
from the Scotland Trip:
( �Just take a little sip and all this head comes out� � Erin (after another premature explosion)
( �What are you playing at! Cheese doesn�t have a respiratory system!� � Tim
( �It�s my Booty!� � Lisa
( �You gotta suck it� � Dom to Lisa
( �That whole masturbation thing got me excited� � Dom (who else!!)
( �I like my tea just the way I like my women : hot and black� � Paleface McCleod
( �Wait�Izzy�s not a mole� � Michelle
( �In Belgium, they actually have a day of the retarded children� � Dom (who else!!)
( �Does anyone know when the hell the 5th of May is?�� - Matt
( �I haven�t taken a bath on over a year� � Dom (who else!!)
( �He�s not going to give it to me, is he� � Dom
( �My Dad�s only had 16 year olds, never had an 18 year old yet� � Dom talking about aged Whiskey (allegedly)
( �We should steal a boat� � Good plan Michelle!!!
( �If you were hot�maybe� � Dom to slapper in Glasgow
( �I know where you�re from: the red light district� � Dom to slapper in Glasgow
( �We�re too busy getting drunk to think about getting laid� � Vivek