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THIS IS THE SPEED MERCHANT'S WEBPAGE. I AM SPEED MERCHANT. I AM NOT THE ONLY SPEED MERCHANT, BUT I AM THE ONE CALLED SPEED MERCHANT. MY INTERESTS INCLUDE DRIVING FAST (SOME SAY DANGEROUSLY; THEY ARE PUSSYS), POWERFUL CARS, FAST MOTORCYCLES, AND ATTRACTIVE LADIES. I DO NOT LIKE COPS. ALTHOUGH I RESPECT THEM AS PEOPLE I DO NOT LIKE THEM TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. I LIKE MOVIES SUCH AS PLATOON, MAD MAX, AND TERMINATOR 2. I LISTEN TO MUSIC LIKE METALLICA, KID ROCK, LIMP BIZKIT, EMINEM, AND CYPRESS HILL. I ONCE DROVE THE SPEED LIMIT, THEN I SPED OCCASIONALLY, NOW I CANNOT DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT, WILL NOT DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT. I WILL ENGAGE IN A RACE WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE. I WILL NEVER LOSE. I SPIN MY TIRES AT EVERY OPPURTUNITY. I LOVE MY CAR AND MY BIKE. I DRIVE THEM LIKE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE DRIVEN: FAST AND HARD. I DESPISE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NICER VEHICLES THEN I DO, THEY DO NOT DESERVE THEM. I DESPISE PEOPLE WHO HAVE POWERFUL VEHICLES BUT DRIVE THEM LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER WOULD. I BELIEVE THE 70'S WERE GREAT, BUT I WAS NOT ALIVE THEN SO I WILL MAKE THE BEST OF NOW. DRAG RACING SUCKS; RACING INVOLVES STEERING. STOCK CAR RACING SUCKS; RACING INVOLVES ACCELERATION. I AM SPEED MERCHANT, WHO ARE YOU?
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