Season Five
Season Five
Second Opinion
Kincaid: "Something emanating from the deceased caused a nurse to lose consciousness. The medical examiner--"
Judge: "Should put on a mask or find other employment."
Coma
"If I allowed the police to search the home of every man who owns a gun, hides money from his wife, and doesn't love her anymore, there'd be a line going around this courthouse."
"Just what I would have argued!"
Blue Bamboo
"Not to worry, Counselor. I've got your answer for you. This is your lucky day. You get to win both prizes."
"You're arguing a motion here, not running for Congress, and that motion is denied."
Family Values
White Rabbit
Competence
"In judge school, they taught me it is my job to decide what is and isn't evidence."
"Everybody wants to do my job for me."
Precious
Virtue
Powell: "My client has served the public faithfully for four years. His record is exemplary--"
Judge: "And I'll be sure to vote for him. Bail is denied."
Scoundrels
Judge: "I know Kopinsky."
Bell" "Perhaps Your Honor should recuse himself from setting bail in this case?"
Judge: "If anything, Miss Bell, I'd be biased in favor of your client."
House Counsel
Kincaid: "Given the nature of the charges and Mr. Dosso's connection to organized crime--"
Kopell: "Plumbing. Mr. Dosso�s a small businessman, Your Honor."
Judge: "And I had a leaky faucet that I'm still paying off two years later."
Guardian
"Even Mr. Magoo could see right through this."
"Mr. McCoy, I'll bet you were the kind of child who touched the plate even when your mom told you it was hot."
Progeny
"On behalf of the babies who grow up to be doctors, bail is denied."
"Don't you ever disagree with the Supreme Court, Mr. McCoy?"
Rage
Performance
Seed
"Running in circles makes me dizzy."
McCoy: "Legally, I don�t need their testimony."
Judge: "That's right--on a law school exam."
Wannabe
Act of God
Privileged
Cruel and Unusual
Bad Faith
Purple Heart
Switch
Pride
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