Season Two
Season Two
Confession
Cragen [reading the confession]: "'...maybe threaten his old lady.' I wish he had. Marie would've kicked his ass."
Phil: "That's for sure." QDC
Wages of Love
Logan: "Is she blond, about 30?"
Woman: "She's blond, but if Melanie's 30 I'm Vanilla Ice."
Cerreta: "Who?"
"They don't sell hot guns at Brooks Brothers."
Aria
Asylum
"Don't kick my box!"
God Bless the Child
"How we gonna prove that -- subpoena her mind?"
"The adult world is divided into two groups -- those who have kids and those without."
Misconception
"So much for Ken popping Barbie."
In Memory Of...
Out of Control
"Geez, why don't we just quit?"
Renunciation
"The DMV says there are 24,000 Mercedes in the city. Did we miss something in the go-go 80s?"
"Charity usually begins at home. Adultery usually begins on the job."
Heaven
"Hey, Mike, you gonna put out the fire all by yourself?"
Logan: "Every kid wants to be a fireman."
Cerreta: "Or a cop."
His Hour Upon the Stage
"You write songs, make up lyrics. Try writing a song called 'Accessory after the fact'."
Star Struck
"First we get fettuccine, then we knock on doors!"
Severance
Blood is Thicker....
"I think we can rule out a cauliflower."
Mrs. Ryder: "Especially with someone so foreign."
Cerreta: "Yes, he's from the west side."
Store owner complaining about kids renting porn: "There ought to be a law."
Phil: "There is a law." QPC
"My mother doesn�t like my wife. I stopped worrying twenty years ago."
"We have another rowboat for the fleet."
Trust
"We supposed to be surprised every time somebody lies to us?"
Vengeance
Sisters of Mercy
Logan: "I confess -- we used to lift the wine once in a while."
Cerreta: "Not us -- wafers, unblessed."
Cradle to Grave
Doctor: "What was a child like that doing out in the cold?"
Cerreta: "What is any child doing out in the cold?" QPC
"It's unbelievable. The lady from the church says 'Is this the kid from the West Side Highway?' This one wants to know if this is the kid from Battery Park. How many kids died this week?"
The Fertile Fields
"Son, that's called a yarmulke."
Logan: "Looks like, feels like, sounds like . . . "
Cerreta: "A warehouse full of felonies."
Intolerance
"No matter how much you have, it's tough to spend it in Attica."
Silence
The Working Stiff
"We asked for documents relating to the union's dealings with Marshall McFadden, not the history of the world, parts I and II."
Union rep: "Local 8157 official business. Get lost."
Phil: "Shield 9125. Ditto." QPC
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