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"AHHH!!!!!" Bryan came running down the hallway, screaming at the top of his lungs. "Mark is a WOMAN!!!!!!"
Shane poked his head out of the bathroom to see what the commotion was. He grabbed ahold of Bryan's arm. "What are you screaming at. You sound like me grandmother when she sees a snake."
"Mark is not in his room, but Jenn, she's there, and she has really long legs, and I think they joined bodies or something." Bryan explained.
"What?" Shane asked.
"Come look for yourself." He ushered Shane into Mark's room. When they entered the room, Shane could see Jenn, and he could see Mark's legs, but Mark himself was nowhere to be found. Shane moved a little closer to the sleeping duo, and found that Jenn was completely on top of Mark, covering his head up. Shane turned to Bryan and gave him a smack in the side of the head.
"Hey, what was that for?" He asked.
"You dumb bloke. They're sleeping. I thought it was something serious. Now don't go scaring the crap out of me like that again." Shane left the room and went back to the bathroom.
Bryan moved towards the bed to see for himself that they were only sleeping. He crouched low to the bed and pulled the blanket down a little bit. Suddenly he was face to hand with a fist.
"Come any closer and this fist will leave it's mark on your face." Bryan looked up and saw Jenn looking at him.
"Jenn, hey, I was just...just..."
"Just what Bryan." She was not impressed. It wasn't the first time he had tried to get in bed with her. But this was too much, Mark was there with her.
"Well, I was just going to invite you two to come out with us tonight, and when I got in here, it looked like you were Mark, and he was you, and you guys were one person, and I just wanted to see if it was real or not." Bryan looked at Jenn with a goofy smile on his face. He knew she wouldn't believe him.
"You need to get that head of yours checked. You've really lost it this time." Jenn pulled the covers back and got out of bed. "Now if you will excuse me, I have to fight with Mark."
Bryan knew better than to stick around when Jenn was waking Mark up. Fighting was an understatement. It was a war getting him out of bed. Bryan tiptoed out of the room and barged in on Shane in the bathroom.
"Bryan, will you get out. Can't you see I'm getting ready here?" Shane exclaimed.
"Well, I need to put on my face too, ya know." He replied back.
"There's another bathroom downstairs. Go down there and get ready. I'm using this one, and it's not big enough for us both."
Bryan held up his thumb and index finger in a gun shape. "This bathroom ain't big enough for the two of us, pardner." He said in his best southern American accent.
"Get out of here, will ya. Geez, you're so annoying." Bryan left the bathroom looking for a new battle partner and as he left Shane couldn't help but smile. "That guy is crazy." He said to himself.
Ten minutes later he was ready. He had his hair slightly spiked in the front, and kept in place with a lot of gel. He was wearing his favourite dark blue Calvin Klein jeans, a dark blue, long-sleeved shirt, and a matching jean jacket.
He walked into the living room where he found Jenn and Mark sitting on the couch watching TV. "Well, it's nice of you two to come out of Slumber Land, and join the living."
Mark glared at Shane. "If you don't mind, some of us are not awake just yet." He said icily.
"Ooh, we're in a good mood aren't we?" Shane said sarcastically. "Well, get your butt up and get ready. We're going into town to see Branna Garan perform at some local club, and we're going out for drinks with her later."
Jenn's eyes widened. "We're going to see Branna Garan at the Atomic? How did you get tickets for that? The tickets have been sold out for months, I've heard. Shane, I could kiss you right now."
"Is that a promise?" Shane joked. "We ran into her when we were in town today. Her car was broken so we gave her a lift back to the hotel. She said that she'd put our names on the list."
Jenn jumped out of the chair and into Shane's arms. She gave him a huge kiss on the cheek. "I love you. Did you know that Shane Filan? I love you to death. You are the greatest. I don't see Mr. Mark getting me tickets to go see famous singers in concert." She looked over Mark.
"Well for one, I recall a little front row Boyzone thing I got you. And two, you always wake me up when I'm sleeping." He looked at Jenn with his puppy dog eyes. "And for three, you never thank me like that. Just because I'm your friend doesn't mean I should miss out on your kisses."
"Oh, Marky, you poor thing. Here is this better?" She moved over and planted a wet, juicy kiss on Mark's cheek. There was slobber everywhere.
"That was disgusting, Jenn. And you're gonna pay for it too." He got up off the couch and pulled her up with him.
"NOOOO" she squealed.
"YESSS" Mark yelled back. He had her by the hands and was leading her to the big chair in the corner.
He pushed her down. "Okay, Mark, I'm sorry, I'll go get a cloth and wipe it off. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, just don't....NOOOO!!!!"
Before she could finish, he was on her tickling her. She hated to be tickled.
"My goodness, you two. You're worse than two dogs in heat. Get a room or something." Bryan had come from downstairs and everyone stopped. "What's wrong? Do I still have toothpaste on my face? Where is it?" He started to wipe around his face.
"You look great Bry. I've never seen you look this good before" Jenn said.
"Thank you, I think." Bryan was dressed head to toe in black. He had on a pair of black clubbing pants, and a tight black shirt to match. On top of that he was wearing a black sports jacket.
"I got my date for tonight." Jenn announced as she grabbed Bryan by the arm.
"Will I see any action later on?" He asked hopefully.
"Now who's being the horn-dog?" She asked punching him playfully in the arm.
"I promise, I won't be out long, G. We're only going to see her sing and for a few drinks after. I'll call you when I get back. Yeah, I love you too, bye honey." Nicky came into the living room.
"I swear, we're gonna have to get that phone surgically removed from his head soon." Bryan whispered into Jenn's ear. She giggled at the thought.
"Are we all ready?" Nicky asked.
"I just gotta get changed and do my hair, I'll be out in a few minutes." Jenn said. She ran from the room.
"Yeah, I should probably freshen up too." Mark added. He followed behind Jenn.
A few minutes later, they both emerged from their rooms. Mark had on a pair of black jeans and a red club shirt.
But all eyes were on Jenn. She had changed from a pair of ratty old sweat pants into a pair of tight, suede, tan pants, and a backless tank top to match. She had a pair of tan ankle boots on, and had her mass of curls placed neatly on top of her head. She looked amazing.
"I get to be seen with her?" Bryan asked.
"Yeah, you're lucky enough tonight Bry. I'm desperate for a date." He didn't care one bit. "Is Kian ready yet?" She asked.
Suddenly the room got a bit quiet.
"What's wrong?" Mark asked.
"Kian is being Kian, tonight and isn't joining us." Shane quickly replied.
"Yeah, he put himself on house arrest." Bryan added. "I remember when me mum put me on house arrest for spying on the neighbours daughters getting dressed one time." He smiled remembering the time.
No one really noticed what he had said. "So he's not coming then?" Jenn asked.
"I guess not, Shane replied. Just leave him be. He'll feel better in the morning."
"He's PMSing." Bryan whispered to Jenn.
"Bryan, shut up" she jabbed him in the stomach.
"Let's go then." Nicky suggested. The fivesome left the house, without Kian.
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