HUMOUR

A man was seen rushing through a storm with torrential rain. Someone asked him:

"Where are you going?"

"I am going to buy bread."

"Are you married?"

"Of course, I am married! Do you think my mother would send me out in a storm to buy bread?"

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The new bride was very particular about keeping her house clean. She seemed never tired of cleaning until one evening her husband came rushing to the house, entered the hall and called somewhat dismayed: "Darling," he shouted, "Where’s the dust on this table? I had a telephone number written on it."

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"I am telling the truth when I say I was much happier when I was poor."

"Then, why don’t you let your millions go and be poor again?"

"That would be no use. I still feel miserable thinking of those poor fellows cursed with money!"

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A man was on an operation table for a difficult heart surgery. He said to the doctor that he was terribly scared of the operation.

Doctor: In my hospital, only one patient had died after the heart surgery.

Patient (still frightened): How many heart surgeries have you performed?

Doctor: Yours is the second one!

 

"Inspirational Quote" enriches the human mind with Noble thoughts of well known people, sages and saints.