HUMOUR

Tom: There is a black cat in your dining-room.

Peter: Black cats are supposed to be lucky.

Tom: This one certainly is. She’s eaten your dinner.

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Saju was in the bookshop selecting a Valentine card. He told the salesman, ‘I want a special card. One that would convey to my girl friend that I love her very much and that she is the only person in the world for me.’

The salesman went in and returned with a beautiful card, a classic on true love.

Saju said on seeing the card: ‘That’s the card I want. It really conveys my true feeling of sincere love. I will take twelve of them.’

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One evening, three boys decided to have coffee at a hotel. Just as they entered the cafe, it started raining. The elder of the three boys said to the youngest: ‘Go home and bring an umbrella.’

The little one said, ‘I will go provided you don’t drink my cup of coffee.’ ‘We won’t’ promised the other two.

Two hours later the elderly boy said to the middle one: ‘well, I guess he isn’t coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee.’ Just then, a little voice heard from outside the door: ‘If you do, I won’t go.’

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Mother: "Dear children, I will give one of you a gift in the week end who is more obedience to me."

Children: "Mum, we are sure that gift will go to dad."