That's right ladies and gentlemen, after the cancellation of dull nu-metal whingers Linkin Park, The Whatevers, as shown below, will be stepping into the shoes of the annoying American 6-piece to headline the festival and save the day!*
Now, if we can just find a way to get InMe, Staind and Blink 182 to bugger off, everything will be fine....
*We're very sorry but this is a blatent lie, we promise not to do it again.....unless it's funny.....which it probably will be...
