A list of things that piss us off.
We find negative lists are easier than positve ones.
- Anal rapings.
- Dark Angel
- Gerbil abuse
- Nasal rapings.
- Fred Durst
- Pre-pubecent punk bands that try to look hard
- Rush Limbaugh
- George W. Bush
- Not realizing your gerbil is female until it's too late
- Secretaries who out bid you at closed auction
- Donky rapings
- cell phones being on in movie theaters
- People who don't know how to listen to direction
- Adults who are worse than children
- Children
- Drunken frat boys
- Syphilis
- Craving something you just can't have.
- Having something you can't crave
- Being out of candy
- Not remebering how to get to the Webb Theater in Phoenix
- When the band you go to see keeps saying "yeah, we'll be out there" and they never show.
- Not meeting and exchanging bracelets with Chris Hall
- Feeling dumb
- Looking dumb
- Being dumb
- The fact that McDonalds is a multi-million dollar company and they can't manage to stay open past 11 pm
- Punctuation
- Spelling
- Wiccans
- Patrick playing with his fucking sword instead of working.
- Now he's holding it to my throat.
- Mila
- Rancid meat
- Disco
- Denny's
- Liars
- Jack-offs who don't know who Henry Rollins is.
- Summer
- sun
- Forgetting where you put things
- like the baby
- Dumpsters
- OH! wait.......(runs to check the dumpster)
- Dumpsters being emptied before you can get to baby
- Having to tell the parents
- Having to kill the parents
- Cleaning up the mess
- hiding the bodies
- They were famous
- Losing one's train of thought
- Joel Shumacher
- Patrick sitting behind me with that sword.
- Running out of oxygen
- Feminine hygene commercials.
- Metal rods being rammed through one's eye
- Scientology
- Being piss poor
- Perverted old men
- White guys that can't rap, but think they can
- Racism
- The Clap
- Shingles
- Aids
- Time Limits
- Losing limbs
- losing fingers
- losing toes
- OW PATRICK! stop that!
- Re-discovering that corpse
- Cell phones ringing all the goddamn time when you're trying to come up with things that piss you off
- Not knowing where the smell is coming from
- Getting nagged about doing homework
- Homework
- Ass rot
- Crotch rot
- Girls with crotch rot that dont wear underwear
- Fat girls
- said fat girls squeezing their lard into vinyl
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