There is a phenomanon....
Let me start again-
There is a crime against nature that occurs in this country on an hourly basis.
This crime is fat girls in tight clothing.
As we have no real issues with fat people in general, we'd like to just take a moment to make that perfectly clear. If you're overweight and you can manage to find clothes that are your size, and not 4 sizes too small, then thank you.
One of the favored pass-times of the obese woman is, apparently, trying to find the smallest size she can fit in to. This causes unsightly bulge around the stomach and thigh areas. And the squeezing of things that were never meant to be contained in small spaces.
Something before I go on- if you're fat, how do you not know? I mean, I look in a mirror every day before I leave the house. If something doesn't look flattering, I change! Do these people have funhouse mirrors in their homes? Are they just that dilusional about how they look? OR worse - do they think it's actually attractive???
The biggest problem I have, if I could look past the halter tops and backfat, if I could ignore the hot pants and cottage cheese legs, if I could brush away all horror towards stomach rolls, the thing that bothers me the most is fat chicks in vinyl.
Now for the love of all things HOLY -