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Don't!

 

 

[Sailor M] Didn't their mommies ever tell them that if they make faces like that, they'll freeze that way? And they're such cute boys too.


Don't...
...unless you
really intend to
face down a bull

 

 

[SM] ¡Olé! ¡Venga, toro!

[Dimand] *rolls around on the floor laughing*

[SM] Well, it kind of makes sense, I mean, his transformed shape is sort of appropiate... I have a friend in Spain that says he was a hit in the bullring. They gave him the bull's ears and everything.

[D] WHAT?!

[SM] The ears of the bull he killed. They get to keep them if they're really good.

 


Don't!

 

 

[SM] And here, the lady Vadianne illustrates the dangers of over-accesorizing.

[D] What I find fascinating is that thing on her temple. It looks sort of... painful.


Don't!

 

  [SM] And again, this is just TOO much. I mean, ok, you got the blonde streak thingy. Fine. Then the frilly, transparent things over the sleeves. And the squiggly flute. The long manicured nails. Not too mention the ears. I mean, couldn't he maybe just tone it down a notch?


Don't!

 

 

[D] I've even tried telling her that if she keeps stuffing her face like that she'll get fat. Not to mention that smearing her face up with pastry isn't anything a grown woman should do.

[SM] You'd think she'd listen to YOU.

[D] Hon, psychotic bitches don't listen to anyone.

 

   
 
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