[Sailor M] Doesn't Sapphie-chan look purty with his hair like that?

[Dimand] Was I right or was I right?

[M] You were right. I have to admit I had nothing to do with this. I was of the opinion that Sapph looked fine as he was. And I do mean FINE. But Dimand insisted. He does look absolutely yummy with YOUR hair, Di.

[D] *smug smile*

[M] Just tell them the story already.

[D] Well, it came to my attention, shortly after we invaded Crystal Tokyo, that SOME people thought my dear brother resembled... well, the dork in the top hat.

[M] He means Tuxedo Mask.

[D] Oh, is THAT what he goes by? That's just stupid. Anyway, you understand that it's just unacceptable that a prince of Nemesis be compared to the likes of him... unless it's to say how much handsomer and stronger and smarter the prince of Nemesis is. It's just insulting. Now I could have had the the slanderer thrown in a stinky dungeon for the rest of her natural life, but I needed Esmeraude around at the moment. And much as I hate to admit it, there WAS a teeny tiny resemblance. As in, they both have dark, short hair which falls short of great. And Sapphiro's hair does that sort of flip thingy when he doesn't trim it regularly, and he SO neglects tp take care of it. So after we were both brutally murdered by the Wiseman, and we had some free time, I decided to take him to the Royal Stylist and have something done about it.

[M]You know, much as I hate to admit it, that's true about Sapphie's hair. I mean, it's not BAD, but knowing that he shares YOUR hair genes, it's such a waste.

[D] Exactly what the stylist thought. So now he has hair that doesn't embarrass his family (Of course, we had to use extensions until it grew out). And if he's too busy to cut it, it doesn't matter. This is really QUITE a practical style.

[M] You know, James would say this preoccupation with hair means you're gay.

[D] He would. We royals just have certain standards to uphold, that's all.