| KT's Anime Talk Show Episode One: Love Triangles Featuring: |
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| Vicious, Julia, and Spike from Cowboy Bebop (and a special suprise guest ) And your host KT Disclaimer: Cowboy Bebop and all related characters do not belong to me. They are owned by their respective companies (which you all should support) and I make no profit from this. Please don't sue me. This is for entertainment only, and should not be taken seriously. The opinions expressed by the "host" KT are not nessecarily my own, as this is a fictional setting. Read the disclaimer on the home page for more information. KT: Hello, hello. You know tha gist, let's get it rolling. Let's bring out Vicious, our first guest. How are you today, Vish? Vicious: I'm miserable, although you can't tell by this monotone voice I always speak in. You see, my best friend stole my girlfriend. Audience: *gasp* KT: Shocking. Vicious: Things were going fine; the three of us would go kill people and play pool, then Spike would go away for a few hours and Julia and I would get it on. Then we'd kill more people and play pool again the next day. It was a beautiful arrangement. KT: Hmmm... Well, you know what? I'm bored now so let's bring out our next guests, Spike and Julia. Audience member: Take it off, Speigel!! Spike: Errr.... Hi, KT. *Julia and Spike sit down side by side, fingers intertwined* KT: Reeow... Hey there. Julia, hon, I'm gonna need you to move to that seat over there *points to a seat waaaay far away from Spikey*... it's for filming purposes only. Better camera angles, you see. Spikums, you come sit right here next to me and tell me all about your love triangle woes. Spike: It all started one night when I got the shit beat out of me, and I woke up to the sound of this beautiful woman *winkles to Julia* singing. I've been unreasonably in love with her ever since, despite the many scantily-clad women who are often throwing themselves at me. KT: Fascinating. Julia, any thoughts? Julia: I've always believ-- KT: Really? Fabulous. So, Spike, you say she was singing? Did you know that I sing? My album will be out sometime this summer; you should check it out. Spike: Yeah, I'll be sure to do that... as soon as I'm done angsting over my pitiful existence. KT: *blink blink* Riiiiiight. Well, this is lame let's get to the juicy stuff. Have you guys ever had a group thang? Spike: No, of course not! That's messed up. We would never do anything like that. Julia: *cough*Speak for yourself*cough* KT: You've never even thought about it? Vish, doll, how bout you? Vicious: *blushing* No. Not at all. KT: Ah, but backstage you told our interviewers something different, didn't you, Vish? Vicious: Errr... no. KT: Yes you did! Come on, you evil hunk of man you, come clean! I've seen the way your eyes dart around over Spike's body like a hamster on speed! Trust your feelings, Luke! Spike: Vicious what the hell is she talking about? Vicious: I would just like to point out to everyone that there is alot of free liquor backstage and anything I may or may not have said would have been heavily influenced by vodka... KT: MOVING ON!! I think it's time for a voice from the audience. You there, in the back. What are your thoughts? Audience member: I think they're all tards!! Spike: Hey, wait a minute. I know her! Faye what the hell are you doing here? Faye: Oh, fuzz off, Speigel. How could you have a talk show without me? Look at me! I'm like the trailer trash prototype! Besides, the tickets were free and I wouldn't want to miss an oppurtunity to see you and blondie there make idiots out of yourselves. Spike: *snicker* Jealous much? Faye: Fuck you, Spike. You don't know me! You don't know me! Julia: Shut up, Faye. I'm sick of hearing you whine. Vicious: Oh, sure, Julia, and you're whining never gets old. Julia: You wanna say that a little closer, fucker? Vicious: Bring it on biatch!! *Julia jumps on Vicious and they start pulling each other's hair* Spike: No! Julia! I thought you loved ME!! *growls at Faye* See what you have done! Faye: Me? Me? Oh, it's on now, brotha. *Faye attacks Spike* KT: And now for my final thought. Julia is a big whiney whore who just likes to fuck with people's heads. Spike needs to freaking get over himself and just go get laid like the rest of the world. Vicious needs to learn how to convey emotions that don't involve mass murder. And Faye needs to put more clothes on. That is all. Note: For those of you who are big Bebop fans, you should take my Cowboy Bebop Character quiz. Back to Anime Pocket Back to Infoskank Next Episode |