| KT's Anime Talk Show Episode Two: Teens Gone Wild Featuring: |
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Quatre, Duo, Heero, and Relena of Gundam Wing, Myu-Myu, Masayuki, and Taro of Lain and your host KT Disclaimer: Gundam Wing and all related characters and Serial Experiments: Lain and all related characters do not belong to me. They are owned by their respective companies (which you all should support) and I make no profit from this. Please don't sue me. This is for entertainment only, and should not be taken seriously. The opinions expressed by the "host" KT are not nessecarily my own, as this is a fictional setting. Read the disclaimer on the home page for more information. KT: Today we'll be going through a topic that I feel is extremely important for our society to acknowledge: Teens Gone Wild. I should note that this has nothing to do with the current home video series which is so popular -_-. My first guests are those internet-lovin, club-hoppin pre-adolescents, Taro, Myu-Myu, and err... the other guy! Masayuki: Why the hell can't anyone remember my name? Why I am referred to as "other guy", and everyone recognizes Taro? Look at him, he's an annoying little prick and I'm all dark and hot looking. Jesus Christ. Taro: Shhhh. No one cares. Myu-Myu: You're just jealous of my sexy Taro! Audience: *booos the annoying little girl called Myu-Myu* Myu-Myu: Shut up, you lousy fuckers! You don't know me! KT: Ah, such deliquence. These young children... corrupt by booze and womanizing!! *teardrop* Taro: What? We don't drink, man. We just play video games. KT: Err... come again? What the hell would you being doing at Cyberia then? Taro: We just go there for the arcade and to score black market computer parts. And to meet mysterious schizophrenic girls... Myu-Myu: *elbows Taro in the stomach* Taro: *growls* What the hell is your problem, anyway? Your like eight fucking years old! Why the hell do you keep following me around? Masayuki: For real... I'm always here, you know.... KT: So let me get this straight... all this insanity is not the result of drugs but of the internet? Taro: Nice work, Sherlock. KT: It's all so very clear to me now... *Two men in black suits appear* Uh... that was weird. But not as weird as this! *Tosses a bag of pretzels out of the window* Ha-chi-cha-cha-cha! Dude 1: We're here for the kids. KT: Oh. Okay. *They take the children and leave... nevar to be heard from... AGAIN!!* KT: Well, that was fun. Now for my next guests, those crazy kids from Gundam Wing! *Quatre shyly creeps on stage; Duo runs out like a madman, stirring up the crowd; Heero trudges on stage, fighting off Relena, who is hanging off of him* Duo: Hey-hey, KT! What'ssss happening? KT: I'm slowly realizing the worthlessness of my existence. And you? Duo: Err... I'm ready to rock!! Audience: *cheers* Heero: You people are all pitiful... This is a waste of my time. I ought to blow this place up right now. *smacks Relena in the face, for she is still bouncing around him trying to get his attention* Relena: *smiles maniacally* Ooh... do it again! Do it again! KT: *ahem* Let's move on to our first point: masochism. *looks at Relena* This group of wild teens shows an usual desire to constantly be in pain. Do any of you have comments on this? Relena: I don't like pain... I just want Heero, and he has this fetish with destruction... I only want him to be happy!! KT: *cough*Psycho*cough* Heero: If you want me to be happy why don't you quit whining all the damn time... and grow some tits. Relena: *growls* Stupid mofo... *flashes the audience* Take that! KT: Okay, settle down there, Suzy Jane! o_0 Duo: *snicker* Quatre: *blushes* Oh my... Duo: That's right, cover your eyes, little man!! You can't take it! Hehehehe... Quatre: *sigh* I know I'm shorter than the rest of you, but I really wish you wouldn't call me "little man". Heero: Oh, boo-hoo, Quatre. Quit being such a faggot. Quatre: *pouts* I told you, me and Trowa are just friends!! Heero: *flicks Quatre in the nose* Just friends, my ass! Quatre: *lip quivers* Heero: Ha! That's right, loser! Come on, squirt some tears, punk! Relena: *lifts her shirt up again* Okay, my turn! My turn! Heero: Shut up, bitch! Duo: You know, if you're so anxious to get naked, we could just go backstage... Quatre: *cries like a little girl* KT: Well, I'm afraid thats all the time we have for today. Here's my final thought: The internet and those damn Japanese cartoons have ruined our children today. But, I firmly believe that if we all pull together in the name of Jesus and do-good-ness-ness, we can still-- *Heero hits the self-destruct button and everyone dies* Note: Poor Masayuki! He doesn't get any love. Visit My Lonley Shadow, shrine to Masayuki, for an interesting look at this little-recognized character. |