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INDIAN DREAM 2020
Year : 2020
Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $100/
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that
nowadays it has become very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front
of me and they played with him like anything. Thats
why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am
itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour
to get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will
be interested in coming to USA man, their economy
has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my ti! ckets from
the client in India and you know, I will be
getting a chance to fly Air-India.Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India?
John : What do you mean by how long? I will be
settled in India, my company has promised me that
they will process my Hara Patta.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very
difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an
Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in
Bangalore,Hyderabad
and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer,
Bangalore?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of
living is quite high,it is Rs. 1000/- for a single
room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/-
= $100/-. Oh God!What about in Chennai,
Mumbai?
John ! : No idea, but it is less than what we have
in Bangalore. It is like the world headquarters of
Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having
one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my
dream is to purchase
Ambassador, which costs
Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : A pure Indian company, specializing in
Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
company. They are really intelligent and unlike
American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay
you in full even when
you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it
seems,used his bench time to visit
Bihar,the most
livable place in India,
probably world.There you have full freedom and no
restrictions.You can do whatever you want! ! I
wonder
how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America
also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their
language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been
learning Hindi as my first language here at New
York.At the Consulate they tested my proficiency
in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent
percent score in TOHIL i.e.Test
of Hindi as International Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's
fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the
famous Bollywood where you can see actors like,
Hrithik, and all. Esselworld is also near to
Bollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US
next year,he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month,
Narayanamurthy
visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/-
for in! frastructure development at Silicon Valley
and has promised more if we follow the model of
Silicon City of Bangalore. Bill
Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky
person.
Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split
Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any
number of Infosys like
this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It
seems, if you keep all his money converted
as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach
Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate
in a Kurta Pyjama because they will think you are
too Indianised and may doubt you will ever come
back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get
rejected.But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap
kaise hai" to the Visa officer at Window 5. It
seems he likes
that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet
him that way.
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المصدر:
أحد المواقع الإلكترونية
http://wwwcsif.cs.ucdavis.edu/~gupta/index.html
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