*Spoilers be here*
The ending is fairly ****ed up, until you watch it a few more times and then suddenly you say, �Ohhhhh� Wait, what happened?� Although not as confusing as Revenge of the Drunken Master, Ninja Terminator`s is pretty crazy. The three ninja finally meet up and sit around the outside of the big space where they`re going to fight, and start praying to their bits of statue. What ensues is a confusing mess of swords and teleportation. Eventually the guy with the statue body gets done in a bit, and the other guy tries to nick the statue off him, but the other guy stabs him and he disappears. Gordon comes along and� does something� then something blows up in the distance.
THE END
Positive Points:
+ Jaguar-Wong is actually a pretty good fighter.
+ Gordon`s antics
+ Ninja (Obviously)
+ Quite good fight scenes
+ Gordon has a moustache
+ Jaguar-Wong is cooler than you are
Negative Points:
- The plot can be pretty messy
- And confusing
- And downright mad
- Sex scenes � You might be thinking, �What? Sex scenes? Negative? Muh?� Well, what you don`t know is that the girls have beneath their arms more undergrowth than Thetford Forest.
Gordon: I don`t think this is going to work with swords
I actually really enjoyed Ninja Terminator. I made my friend Stuart watch it, I think� I don`t really remember. It might`ve been him, or it might`ve been no one. I tend to forget what happens for the next few hours after I watch this film. Anyway, I`m sure what he said afterwards was, �Jaguar-Wong is cool, but, Nicky, not half as cool as you.�
7/10
Humour scale: 3 Johnny Chans / 0 Jackie Chans
