Best scene in Ninja Terminator: Jaguar fights Tiger
Tiger is upset after he finds out that Jaguar is alive and kicking his men about. Camera zooms in on Tiger to show his astonishment.
Tiger takes off his his silly wig and big white suit to reveal that he wants to challenge our hero to a hoe-down!
Tiger: *Gasp!* Jaguar-Wong is alive! Look at my astonishment!
Henchman: Why the bloody **** is he wearing that stupid wig?
Tiger: We shall dance!
Jaguar: Er, can`t we just fight instead?
Tiger and Jaguar fight for a bit... Well, really Jaguar just gets beaten up for a bit.
Tiger and Jaguar fight for a bit more.
Not pictured: Jaguar and Tiger`s race down the water slide. Jaguar continues to get beaten up stylishly.
Somehow Jaguar and Tiger fight to a beach, where Jaguar tricks Tiger into getting stuck in the sand
Jaguar gets himself beaten up some more anyway.
Tiger: Well... shit.
(I couldn`t think of a caption. Sorry.)
Jaguar: Oof. Hey, er, let`s do that dance contest after all.
Despite all this, Tiger drops dead anyway. Our hero has somehow managed to win. Er, hooray!
Tiger: Blarg, I am dead.
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