(The ALE members are standing outside of the massive Blizzard Lair of Doom. All are wearing black ninja costumes, even EtherDragon and Landru are clad in massive ski masks, and Dark Acid has transmitted himself in a sleek, portable new black laptop)
Bigun: I had no idea the wall was so high
X-Slayer: Well this sucks. Why didn't I train as a barbarian? I could have leapt right over this thing.
(Incubus reX comes jogging around the corner, wheezing like he has emphysema)
Dark Magus: Well Incubus, what did you learn?
Incubus: (still wheezing) That next time you want to have someone run around this god damn place, send someone else.
Pixie: No, I think he means about the entrance.
Incubus: (sarcastically) Oh, so SORRY master! There is no fucking entrence that's what I learned.
mo'gons: This place weird. No way in. How Blizzard employees get to work anyway?
Billy Boney: Aye, tis a quandry me matey!
Dixie: Yeah, and whats with all these bones.
Tatia: Those are the wasted remains of C.W.A.L.'ers, who tried to break in here during the Starcraft beta.
Optimus: Tengo miedo!
Linger: Can anyone understand this guy?
Dark Magus: Well I think one thing is clear, the only one's getting in here are the one's who can fly.
Shaidar: Right the rest of you can wait outside, and keep the ALE-mobile warmed up and ready to go.
Mouno: You mean my mini-van?
Shaidar: ...right.
(Landru transforms into a jet. Shaidar begins floating up using his psychic powers. Etherdragon takes to flight carrying Dark Acid. Tatia summons a hoard of bats to lift her into the sky. Pixie and Dixie shrug and then scurry into a crack in the wall, and Mo'gons begins to slowly, drunkly, fly up, first going the wrong way, then careening into the wall. The rest of ALE stares glumly up after them)
Linger: Well shit, what do we do now?
Bigun: They told them to wait for us.
Incubus: Fine, you wait for them, I'm going to get a drink.
Billy Boney: Aye, I could use me a bit o' sea grog right now!
(the rest of ALE climbs into Mouno's mini-van, and speeds off to the nearest bar)
Will ALE find a copy of Diablo 2? What horrors await them in Blizzard's Lair of Doom? Will Linger remember to appoint a designated driver? These questions and more will be answered in the next
Day at the ALE Pub!