Now featuring Moron-o-meter!
THE NEVER ENDING PAIN: Trying to find exceptional stupidity on the Battle.net these days is like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles, but I managed it! Yes, this one truly stands out above the others. In a world where thick headedness is common place, true idiocy still stands out.
Subject: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
From: Xyphys
Source: The War Room (suprised?)
Number of Misspellings: 2
Moron-O-Meter
Bill Roper said in an interview with some fan site that just a
couple days ago they opened up D2X and they all played all night!
This implies that the expansion is finished which ofcoarse begs
the question IF IT'S FINISHED WHY ISN'T IT ON MY COMPUTER?!?!
BOOOURNS!!!
In Xyphys' world, games are assembled overnight from their atomic constituents, there are no beta tests, no play tests, and no previews. This is of course, the fantasy world that Xyphys flees to every night as his dad rapes him while he feigns sleep.
Subject: FOOLZ, LISTEN UP (or pay up!)
From: raNday saVage (tip,
anyone named after a washed up wrestler is at least half brain dead)
Source: The War Room
Number of Misspellings: 32
Moron-O-Meter: 
(Bonus points for awfulness)
LOOK:
ADS = NOT FREE
B.eNt has ADS --> NOT FREE
FREEWARE PROGRAMS CONTAIN NO ADS OR JUNK, JUST WHAT THEY SAY
THEY ARE, FREE!
ADWARE IS WHAT B.ENT AND MOST OF THE WEB IS....NOT FREE, THEY
JUST DON'T COST A DIME OF <<MONEY>>!
SECONDLY:
PEAK MAN FROM INFOCEPTOR IS A F@GGOT TO THE T (more commonly
known as a F@G). I AM A MAN OF FACTs, so I WILL PROVE THIS:
Main Entry: 1f@g
Pronunciation: 'f@g
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): f@gged; fag·ging
Etymology: obsolete fag to droop, perhaps from fag (fag end)
Date: 1772
intransitive senses
1 : to work hard : TOIL
2 : to act as a fag especially in an English public school
<fagging for older boys during his first year>
transitive senses : to tire by strenuous activity : EXHAUST
synonym see TIRE
Main Entry: 2f@g
Function: noun
Date: 1780
1 chiefly British : TOIL, DRUDGERY
2 a : an English public-school boy who acts as servant to an
older schoolmate b : DRUDGE
Main Entry: 4fag
Function: noun
Etymology: probably by shortening
Date: circa 1928
usually disparaging : F@GGOT
- fag·gy /'fa-gE/ adjective, usually disparaging
Main Entry: f@g end
Function: noun
Etymology: earlier fag, from Middle English fagge flap
Date: 1613
1 a : a poor or worn-out end : REMNANT b : the extreme end
2 a : the last part or coarser end of a web of cloth b : the
untwisted end of a rope
Main Entry: 1f@g·ot
Variant(s): or f@g·got /'fa-g&t/
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English fagot, from Middle French
Date: 14th century
: BUNDLE: as a : a bundle of sticks b : a bundle of pieces of
wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high
temperature
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! A BUNDLE OF F-ING STICKS!!!! FUNNY INDEED.
PEAK MAN IS A SLAVE! HE WORKS LIKE A DOG!! WHILE HE IS WORKING
IS UGLY ASS AT THE OLD SCHOOL HOUSE, I AM SITTING IN FRONT OF MY
COMPUTER WITH MY FEET UP HELPING DUMB@SSES WITH THEIR
SOFTWARE/HARDWARE ISSUES (3 COMPUTER CERTS ..... NO COLLEGE OR
UNI ...... DROPPED OUT OF A HS ...... $50K US A YEAR)..........
LOL! I LOVE MY JOB! THINK OF ME AS GEORGE F-ING KASTANZA!!
I
DON'T DO JACK @#$@! ENJOY.
the truth never ceases to amaze me.
-SAVAGELY OWNING KIDDIES (AKA PEDOPHILA TO TTHE HIGHEST DEGREE)
After the first....
well, I wouldn't venture to call it a paragraph... he denigrates into complete
gibberish. I have never before, or since, seen anything worse than
this.
Subject: DO NOT BUY Diablo2 expansion when it
is out (Real
command of grammar there genius)
From: LegendaryKyo
Source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics
Number of Misspellings: 2
Moron-O-Meter:
BattleNET IS FUK!!!! Buy Diablo2 expansion aT UR OWN risk!!!!!
Here we trade no caps, or all caps, for capital letters in completely random places. I guess this could be called progress, or devolution. You decide.
Subject: BNET FREE...SO WHAT?
From: BNETTER
Source: The War Room
Number of Misspellings: 2
Moron-O-Meter 
Yes,
Buy the game...and log onto battle.net for free! WOW IT IS
FREE....BUT IT IS ALSO A PIECE OF &%IT! WOULD YOU PICK UP A
PIECE OF &%IT OFF OF THE GROUND AND PLAY WITH IT? I DON'T
NEED BLIZZARD TO MAKE &%IT FOR ME TO PLAY WITH....I CAN MAKE
MY OWN!
You wretched moron,
you couldn't make your own server if angels came down and gave you a blueprint.
This kind of post really pisses me off.
Subject: It is fun to play D II with this worsest
Batt
From Beastbear
Source: The War Room
Number of Misspellings: 23 (!!!!!)
Moron-O-Meter 
-No!!! Why?? , bad connections, bad ping , llike all that kind of
stuff. THIS IS THE WORSEST GAME BATTEL.NET I can imagine in the
LAST 2 YEARS . Before you think about a Expansion Set, YOU
BLIZZARD should make the game before run better. It´s
not that
kind of behaviour to do nothing at all, I am a loyal player like
thousands more who paied for this game, because the first game
was fun pur. So make something, to keep up the fun in playing.
Yesterday I played a Profi Paladin , with real good thinks, than
after a f...... laag I dies , it was only a LOST CONNECTION, but
laag and the computer let me die. Is that fair . Not for me, I
spend to much time for the computer to make my Paladin better and
better. But it drives me crazy , that never things changed here,
from begining, as I bought the game. I thaught , okay , bad
connection in the beginning of the game, and now it is at least
the same like 4 or 5 month ago. You should do something , or you
will lose more people as only me to buy the next games of
Blizzard. I bought the games with one thought:"Yes, good
game , like BNlizzard it it all the times before." I have mor
than 3/4 of all Blizzard games , but D II from the Battel.Net
point, is the worsest organisation with Servers and stuff like
that. I am really angry about this, like Blizzard play with us
consumers.
Next thing, it is real dam, that there is no update again, to
stop the bugs. Every character has one bug :
Amazone --> Bow Bug
Necro --> Portal Bug
Paladin --> unlimited life for the monsters, when you make
more than a couple of storm attacks, and dorn bug, when you
make a monster to your monsters, when this change and you hit the
monster, than it has dorn too, but it isnt your monster at this
time
Barbar --> WW Bug, your belt is always red, but you ended
ww for one minute ago
Whats that , I ask you , Blizzard was my favorite game producer,
because more games weren´t updated and fixed so much. And now
they do a Expansion Set , without updating and fixing the bug in
D II . Whats that ?? Is money all you can think about
Blizzard
??? Be thankful for all the people who bought the game. And
this wasn´t a few consumer.
Thanks for reading, and I hope it will change something
A Christian once told me that if I believed in God I could be saved from hell. Now I know, I'm in hell.
Subject: My GOD this is so LAME
From: so stupid
source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics
number of misspellings: 4
Moron-O-Meter
WTF is up with this???? Every 30min-15 min or so the Godd@mn
server is down?? Geezuz.....anyway who would be dumb enough to
attack B.net?? Some 12 year old stupid little kiddies that know
nothing but to "click this button and f*ck up the
server"?? And why would it take so long to catch the
b@stards??...If anyone is trying to prove anything, they're
proving how f*cking stupid they are, cause nobody who can type an
IP and click a button is a "hacker". There are too many
stupid b*tches on this world that try to show off by having the
little knowledge to use a prog that someone else created and
simplified. And when they catch the stupid idiot(s) screwing
with the servers, I hope they execute their bi*cha$$(es)..(I know
they wouldn't but I would).
Maybe he doesn't understand just how stupid this insane half cursing makes him seem. Hey bud, If you can't make an argument that won't get you banned from the forum, don't fucking post on the forum.
