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GRAMMATICAL NIGHTMARE: This person can't find any Diablo posts. I guess that means the game isn't being played anymore, or maybe, he's too stupid to find the Diablo 2 forums. Read the post, and decide for yourself.

Subject: WOW DIABLO DIED QUICKLY
From: dog****
Source: The War Room
Number of Misspellings: 2
Moron-o-Meter:

                   DIABLO POST HAVE DISSAPEARED FAST SHOWS DIABLO DOESN'T HAVE
                   REPLABILITY. I Really wonder why they are making an expansion. I
                   wouldn't buy it.

I can't even venture a guess as to what why he would want to put an star at the end of his name, let alone four. Usually people do that to blank out a word that might be offensive. In his case, it's probably nuts. This makes it alot easier to guess his genetic origin.

SPAMTASTIC: More wonderful clan spam! Yes, we haven't seen any clan spam in a while, at least not of the truly awful caliber that gets posted here. This one I'd say is pretty bad. Be sure to use the link provided, to go to his amazing web page of.... html file listings.

Subject: JOIN THE HOLY ARMY, A NEW ANTI-PK GUILD
From: Olivier
Source: The War-Room
Number of Misspellings: 0
Moron-O-Meter:

                   be fast and you'll have a good rank. if your tired of the PK
                   player, then go on this site and register. you can choose the
                   rank of your choice, so be fast!

www.geocities.com/theholyarmy/

One thing I really hate about this post, besides the author's obvious hatred to capitalized letters, is the his mentioning of rank. Yep, nothing says newbie clan quite like "join now and get a great rank!"

DEJA-VU: For all of you who have been missing the Player Killer forum since the installation of ALE's new hang-out, this should cure you. Just to let you know, they're still there, and for the most part, they're still stupid.

Subject: INFERNO read.
From: Kinslayer
Source: Player Killers (Inferno) Open Forum
number of misspellings: 6
Moron-0-Meter:
i think inferno is a good group, we just need some more people and to get organized, hence im gonna try and
help get shit together.I think we need to evolve from a clan to a guild, complete with members list. I urge you to
tell your friends about us and other competant PKs/PvPs that know. Finally i would like to push for all of us
getting in one game, but i could handle idling in irc till we can decide on one. Of course we will be in SB, but we
should keep up skills/look for new talent in another game as well...

That being sed im gonna make a webpage for it, and if u all like it i can send it to peg and intall it here, so we
can keep the "playerkilling" addy.

I also think we need a council, maybe not a gm yet but definatly a council.

please respond to this calling, and leave your name here if u still consider yourself part of inferno, and any
suggestions you may have.

Kinslayer seems to have missed out on two vital concepts; One: Inferno already has a webpage, and two: They pride themselves on being an open group, as opposed to a clan. Or at least they did, judging by the response to the post, Inferno will soon be becoming as elitist as ALE is, except the grammar and spelling will be much worse.

THE WHINY: Sometimes it seems to me, that people latch on to a word and never let it go. For instance, it seems whenever someone on Battle.net have a problem, they scream "imbalance." Imbalance has basically supplanted the words "bug" "error" and "problem." I'm not sure that these people even know what the word means anymore. Case and point, this post.

Subject: Blizzard, this is unbalanced
From: TheWatcher
Source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics
number of misspellings:3
Moron-O-Meter:
                   Blizz, if you are talking about inbalance, than look at the
                   monsters. The most of them are cheap, but there is one kind that
                   is even more dangerous then diablo himself on hell/act4:
                   Lightning enchanted monsters.

                   it was a two player lan game on nightmare difficulty in endurance
                   lvl3. One of the council members uniques was lightning enchanted
                   and killed us (lvl42 sorc 224 hp w/ 50% energy shield and a
                   lvl42 paladin 492 hp) with one single charged bolt, that came out
                   when we hit him. AND WITH THE SALVATION AURA WE BOTH HAD LIGHTNIG
                   RESISTANCE AT MAX!!!!!!

                   At 75% resistance, this means that only 25% of the damage
                   comes through, and this was 492 hp (maybe more, we dont know). SO
                   the initial damage of ONE of the charged bolts makes ~1968
                   (4*492)damage!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS THIS NORMAL??? AND IF YES, IS THIS BALANCED??????

Oh i just forgot to say that the monster heals it self when it
teleports, what made it more than impossible to kill!!!!

Oh no! Diablo will soon be demanding a patch to make his minions weaker, so that when they have their MvM tournaments he won't lose all the time. It seems this person has trouble grasping the fact that Nightmare mode is supposed to be hard.

THE LOST: Well, this is a completely new one on me. I've heard of people getting lost in the desert, but never in the town. At least he doesn't misspell any words or seriously screw up the grammar. We have to give these people points where we can.

Subject: Stuck in second City
From: Wanderer
source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics
number of misspellings: 0
Moron-O-Meter:

                   I've beaten the game and continued on in nightmare mode. I
                   managed to move onto Act2 but now I can't leave the city. I've
                   completed the first quest but the whole city is walled in with no
                   exit. Has anyone else had this happen to them? How do I get
                   out? I have all the latest patches but they don't make a
                   difference.

I wonder if this guy gets lost in his own house. I think any area with only one exit would be a serious hindrance for him. I wonder when he'll discover what the 'tab' button does.

THE RACIST: Every once in a while a post comes a long that's so ridiculously stupid, incoherent, and offensive, that you laugh your ass off reading it. There's nothing like a good dose of insanity in the morning and this post has it in spades. I'm not sure if he's being racist or just randomly typing words. However, his rampant use of periods everywhere in the message would indicate a heavy dose of PCP was ingested before the message was typed. It's because of posts like this, that the Best of the Worst was started.

Subject: FIX FOR EVERYTHING!! LOOK NOW!! HURRY!!!!!!!!
From: FGFGFG
Source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics
number of misspellings: 17 (that's a brand new record)
Moron-O-Meter:
                   TO FIX THE F.UCKING THAT IS D2....... WE SHOULD FIRST GET A
                   F.UCKING .22, AND SHOOT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE MOTHER
                   F.UCKIN BLIZZARD N.IGGERS AND THEIR J.EWISH GAME... I HOPE THEY
                   ALL HORRIBLY DIE LIKE ALL N.IGGERS AND THEIR MOMS GET F.UCKING
                   SLIT IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEIR MOTHER F.UCKING N.IGGER-A.SS
                   BUILDING GETS FU.CKING RIGGED AND BLOWS UP TO
                   PUT AN END TO THEIR B.LACK LIVES ILL SLIT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
                   N.IGGERS SUCK MY C.OCK

THANKS FOR NOTHING ILL KILL YOUR MOTHER F.UCKING MOTHERS YOU GOD
D.AMN F.AGGOTS

AND F.UCK YOUR J.EW WARE

"F.UCK YOUR J.EW WARE." Hmmm, if anyone can tell me what this means, be sure to e-mail me. I'm sure I'm supposed to be insulted by it. I don't think I have any Ware in the house right now, let alone any that's particularly Jewish, but I'll be sure and look.

IT JUST GETS WORSE: This is it folks, the most moronic idea ever to come out of a poster on a Battle.net forum. Strike up the band, and bring out the bibles, the end of the world is nigh.

Subject: Class Action
From: Class
Source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics.
Number of Misspellings: 0
Moron-O-Meter:
                   If you are interested in joining the class action suit against
                   Blizzard, and were tricked into thinking you were buying a game
                   that would work as advertised, please email us at
                   [email protected].

Thanks

Feel free to email this moron, and tell him just what you think about his little idea. Tell him I sent you.

THE MORON CALLING THE IDIOT BLACK: Who's the real loser? Hmmm, how about someone who pretends to be Bill Roper when posting.

Subject: who's the real loser?
From: Bill Roper
Source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics
Number of Misspellings: 0
Moron-O-meter:

You're the moron posting on a silly message board for a kiddy
game, and you're telling someone else to get a life?

"get a life" Hey! My thoughts exactly.

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