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SCREAMING MORON:  Someone needs to inform this person that Diablo 2 is a game.  You'd think from this message that Blizzard was racking him with pain or something.
 

Subject: Lost faith in Blizz
From:  Immortal_Spawn
Source: Diablo 2 Strategies and Tactics
Number of Misspellings:  3
Moron-O-Meter 

                   Ok i've been supporting Blizzard for a long time and even last
                   night but its STILL DOWN THIS MORNING???  Blizz you disapoint me
                   why don't you tell us the REAL TIME ITS GOING BACK UP, even if
                   you say in 1 week at least i can know WHEN and not have a 1%
                   chance you say the truth everytime you say a F---ing date and
                   time you @$$ holes just f---ing tell us the real f---ing
                   time!!!!!!!!!!!

What really makes it funny is the way he tries to cover up his rampant vulgarity.  Sure he talks like a neanderthal sailor, but he still wants to make sure he's well within posting limits.   What a joke.


THE UNQUENCHABLE:  Eluminate is a stupidity that never ends.  Now the only person ever to get 3 posts put on the Best of the Worst, he is quickly working his way towards biggest idiot world-wide.  Let's read as he describes his PK'ing "tactics."

Subject: My barbs hunt tactics
From Eluminate
Source: Inferno Open Forum
Number of Misspellings: 3 (counting his name)
Moron-O-Meter 

  i usually had very few people run after ingaging in melee. The reason is because i pretend to be hurt and run
  back a little they follow feeling that they are winning while in fact after i retoliate and beat them down they think
  they could still hurt me like they thought they did before.

Though this is the lowest number of misspellings ever in an Eluminate post, that still doesn't detract from the horrible grammar, lack of punctuation, and total disregard for common sense.  If this continues, I plan to send these posts to the Hague, maybe we can get the bastard up on crimes against humanity.


THE COWARDLY:  I have never read such a gutless post in my life.  An entire party of people in town, too scared to go out against one PK.  Am I missing something here?  This should have been the kind of stomp that every bad newbie Starcraft player dreams about.
Subject:  Declaring hostile, then running the map
From:  {FRG} Tythan
Source: Diablo 2 Beta Buzz
Number of Misspellings: 1
Moron-O-Meter:  

                   Big problem.

                   Was trying to get a party of 8 together for more exp pts.  6
                   peops joined, one declares hostile.  We tell them NO PK please
                   and we wait in town.  He's like 3 levels higher than the highest
                   in our party.  So while we're waiting for him to leave and more
                   to join the party, he runs the map.  He gets all the exp pts, we
                   get jack sh*t, and I made a game for nothing.

                   Blizzard, you HAVE to give us the option to vote an offensive
                   member out of a game, or allow the game creator to act as
                   administrator.  It's impossible to get a party together and play
                   this game the way you wanted it to be played.

I honestly hope this guy doesn't get a job that requires anything decisive.  Maybe there's an opening for a person whose specifications including standing around and whining about the situation while someone with guts walks all over them.  Nah, with our luck, this bastard will become a paramedic or something.


THE ILLITERATE:  I guess this person does make a semi valid point about losing character information.  However, it is done in such a stupid, illiterate way that any credibility his opinion might have is lost after the first line

Subject:  THE SERVERS SUK LIKE SH1T!!!!
From:  AiresDeGodOfWar
Source:  Diablo 2 Beta Buzz
Number of Misspellings:  8
Moron-O-Meter: 

                   they are all fukt for this fact

                   they dont remember nething

                   like im plying and get all mad items and gem shrines etc
                   then next game i start its as if nothing happened and i lose
                   everything and start again

                   and no i didnt get d/c, i saved and exited

                   so wtf is going on?
                   coz its really annoying and if this doesnt get fixed in the final
                   release im not buying it! even tho ive waited 3 yrs for it

                   theres no use playing if it all goes to waste next time u play
 

                   ffs get this fixed

I really respect the thoughts of someone named AriesDeGodOfWar.  Sounds like PK bait to me.


TOTALLY GOD DAMN STUPID:  Not only does this person not know a damn thing about Diablo 2, or the beta, he also can not spell, or write coherently.  It's posts like these which are the reason this page was created.

Subject:  WHEN IN THE HELL IS OPEN BETA GONA OCCUR?
From:  Death on a Stick
Source: Diablo 2 Beta Buzz
Number of Misspellings: 5
Moron-O-Meter:  
                   THIS PISSES ME OFF...I waite around paciently and just want to
                   play the dam game....well it is supose to come out the 30th of
                   this month...well I would like open beta...so I could finaly play
                   it!

Yep, you heard right.  He's pissed that the game is coming out soon and he hasn't been in the BETA.  Maybe we should just stop production completely so this bonehead can run around collecting gems and killing Blood Raven.


THE VULGAR:  This is by far one of the most vulgar posts I have ever seen on Battle.net.  It's not even vulgar in a funny way.  All in all, it's just plain stupid and annoying.

Subject: F*CK U BLIZZ CU*TS PUT UP MORE DL PLACES
From:  XENO
Sourece: Diablo 2 Beta Buzz
Number of Misspellings:  5
Moron-O-Meter: 
                 F*CK U BLIZZ CU*TS PUT UP MORE DL PLACES
                 XENO
                 proxy4.denver1.co.home.com
                 Wed May 24 16:49:58
   F*cking f*gs I have cable I DL AT 1K thats when it dosent time
   out like it did 10 times. HALF THE PPL DONT EVEN HAVE KEY# AND
   THEY CAN STILL DL GOD U PPL ARE LAME. U should have to put in
   key# when u start dl. AND put up some mirror sites damn it. AND
   if your dl and dont have key# YOUR ALL G*Y CU*NTS GO F*CK YOUR
   SELVES.

This post has nearly all of the qualifications for being a Best of the Worst post.  It really is an example of pure idiocy.  We can only hope Xeno gets run over by a truck before his 47 chromosome having ass gets a job.


THE CRUELEST CUT OF ALL:  I never thought I would have anyone on the list here with an (ALE) tag at the end of their name.  However the recent ALE/Inferno flame war has brought out the absolute dregs of both guilds.  If any of you have any questions as to why these two members were kicked out, look no further.  This is ALE's Best of the Worst

Subject:  C'mon INFERNO, grow up
From: NightShade(ALE)
Source: Inferno's Open PK Forum
Number of Misspellings: 1
Moron-O-Meter:  

I read all these posts by INFERNO members, about how weak pathetic little co-opers are and how big and
mighty they are, and I have one thing to say to you guys. GET A FUCKING LIFE.

All you INFERNO fags are probably just little pimpley faced school boys who seem to get a thrill in insulting
others, When in reality you are scared shitless of them. Grow up INFERNO and get some fucking sense.
(christ haven't we heard this shit a million times already?)

You are not better than anyone else, and when Diablo II finally comes out, all you weenies better run to your
mommy or I'll hunt you down. Then we'll see who the real man is.

To PegLegBoy: You are the biggest lamer of them all, with your constant insults and bragging to the other
members of the Diablo II community. I would not be surprised if, when DIablo II comes out, PegLegBoy
dissapears, being afraid that he can't back up his threats.

Just wait, INFERNO. You will get yours.

Lack of glaring misspellings aside, this post is on par with some of the whiniest and stupidest Anti-PK posts on Battle.net.


SO BAD:  From his awfully named clan to his creative spelling of magnificent, this is one of the worst posts we've seen in a while

Subject:  I want Diablo II !!
From:  Locke
Source: Diablo 2 Beta Buzz Forum
Number of Misspellings: 5
Moron-O-Meter: 

                   When will then "Magnifisint" game come out i've been
                   waitin' for 1 1/2 years! i just can't wait any longer!!! well...
                   i was'nt choosin' to be one of the "Beta Testers" (boo
                   hoo) well when this game comes out please notify me please!! Well
                   if anyone want to join my clan called "Skull Riderz!"
                   it's a clan for Diablo & Diablo II so if you want to join send me
                   a mail at [email protected] well gotta go! l8er!

                   ~Locke~

I think the E-mail address really sums this guy up.  Maybe his online name should just be jerk-off


THE INSECURE:  I love this, the guy knew his post was completely moronic, so he had to put a special flame waiver before posting.  Sorry moron, but that little blurb won't protect you from the wrath of B.O.W.

Subject: FLAME ME AND DIE, OK? get off my back
From:  Fallout
Source: The Diablo 2 Beta Buzz Forum
Number of Misspellings: 2
Moron-O-Meter:   (bonus points for posting in all caps)

                   FOR GOD'S SAKE BLIZZARD HURRY UP ALREADY, AND PLEASE RELEASE THE
                   GAME IN JUNE OR JULY, LIKE YOU SAID/PROMISED.

                   WE REALLY NEED THE GAME, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG, YOU WHERE
                   WORKING HARD FOR A CHRISTMASS RELEASE, WHAT CAUSED THE HALVE A
                   YEAR DELAY?

                   PROBABLY IT WILE TAKE LONGER, YOU WILL WORK HARD FOR a X-MAS 2000
                   RELEASE, BUT THAT WON'T WORK EITHER, AND WE WILL END UP IN THE
                   SAME SITUATION AS WE DO NOW: JUNE JULY AUGUST MAYBE? (YOU KNOW I
                   HAVE A LEAFLET THAT SAID: DIABLO II COMING WINTER '97)

                   AND THAT WOULD BE A SHAME? NOW WOULDN'T IT.

Maybe people would take him seriously if he didn't capitalize everything.  Then again, the fact that he misspelled Christmas, and that he believes Christmas 2000 has already come and gone doesn't really help his case.1

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