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QUOTE ARCHIVE

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QUOTE OF THE DAY (8/1/05):

Oh, right! Uh ... hey! Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis. Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it.

-Spike, to the Social Worker, Gone

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/31/05):

So, Cor, you printing up business cards with your pager number and hours of operation, or just going with a halter top tonight?

-Xander, Reptile Boy

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/29/05):

Because you're always around when all this weird stuff is happening. And I know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons... I was kind of hoping you were in a gang.

-Cordelia to Buffy, Out of Sight, Out of Mind

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/28/05):

The other day I gave an inspirational speech to the telephone repair man.

-Buffy, Lies My Parents Told Me

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/27/05):

What if the earthquake was a sign? A bad omen and we just ignore it. There's gonna be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end.

-Buffy, Doomed

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/26/05):

No! This drama class is just... I think they're really just doing things in the proper way, and now I'm in a play, and my whole family's out there, and why is there a cowboy in "Death of A Salesman", anyway?

-Willow, Restless

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/25/05):

So, you ever think about not celebrating a birthday? Just to try it, I mean.

-Spike to Buffy, Older and Far Away

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/24/05):

Just remember, lift a finger against me, and you'll have to answer to MOO.

-Snyder, Gingerbread

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/23/05):

It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.

-Xander, Teacher's Pet

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/22/05):

How can I say this clearly? I don't like you. At the end of the day, I pretty much think you're a vampire. But Buffy's got this big old yen for you. She thinks you're a real person. And right now I need you to prove her right.

-Xander, to Angel, Prophecy Girl

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/21/05):

I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.

Buffy ran you through with a sword.

Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.

She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.

-Angel and Spike, AtS: The Girl in Question

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/20/05):

You don't have to sing. A break for you, a break for me, a break for Mr. Manilow.

-Lorne, to Angel, AtS: Guise Will Be Guise

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/19/05):

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-Buffy's search results for "Evil", Bring on the Night

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QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/18/05):

At your ssservice, Missss Rosenberg, sssir.

-Andrew, playing with snakeskin, Potential

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/17/05):

An evil name should be something like Lex or Voldemort.

-Andrew, Bring on the Night

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/16/05):

We're just going to the magic shop, no school supplies there.

Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts....

(blank looks)

Hog... Geez, crack a book sometime.

-Buffy and Dawn, Real Me

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/15/05):

When you brought me here, I thought it was to kill me, or to lock me in some mystical dungeon for all eternity, or, with the torture. Instead you go all Dumbledore on me.

-Willow, to Giles, Lessons

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/14/05):

Nobody deserves a mime.

-Oz, Living Conditions

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/13/05):

I think maybe we died in this car on the way to the airport. And now we're in hell.

-Anya, As You Were

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/12/05):

When our friends go all crazy and start killing people, we help them.

-Xander, Selfless

QUOTE OF THE DAY (7/11/05):

Clearly our number is a retro pastiche that's never going to be a breakaway pop hit.

-Anya, Once More, with Feeling

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