experience upon the removal of his facial hair.
On a scale of 1-10, I give this one an '8.5'
On a scale of 1-10, I give it a 'rubber chicken'.
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| This is the story of one man, and his harrowing experience upon the removal of his facial hair. |
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| Yeah, this is me. The beard was a temporary thing, since I've been too lazy for a good shave in a while. Problem is, I'm going to be in my brother's wedding in a few weeks, and I needed to make sure that I wasn't going to have one of those weird "beard tan-lines". As such, I've decided to take you on a little tour of what's cool, and what's not. | ||||||||||||||
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| The Van Dyke. Mostly, I like this one. It allows the face to remain well framed, while still providing that all important thermal protection of the lips and chin. On a scale of 1-10, I give this one an '8.5' |
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| The Fumanchu. Nothing screams, "I have no life and all I really feel like doing is guzzling beer and watchin wrasslin.'" quite like a fumanchu. While technically a real fumanchu still has the beard on the cheek bones, this fact does nothing to improve the style. I know this used to be Hulk Hogan's thing, but seriously, what the heck, dude? On a scale of 1-10, I give it a 'rubber chicken'. |
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