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| The mustache. A very good friend of mine once drew a picture of me with a mustache. She then instructed me never to grow one. This has "Creepy French guy with a comb-over" written all over it. Mothers, keep the kids away from this guy. He's bound to be hiding something behind that rat on his face. On a scale of 1-10, I give this 'a razor and some shaving cream'. |
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| Ah, I see you've trimmed the dangly bits. Razor and shaving cream. Oh, and get a life while you're at it. Antonio Banderas you ain't. |
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| Ok, for real. Do you think this is even considered a beard? I don't even know what to call this. It's like a soot smudge on your chin. on a scale of 1-10, I'd give you a 'dollar to buy a razor that won't miss spots like that'. |
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