The mustache.  A very good friend of mine once drew a picture of me with a mustache.  She then instructed me never to grow one.  This has "Creepy French guy with a comb-over" written all over it.  Mothers, keep the kids away from this guy.  He's bound to be hiding something behind that rat on his face.

On a scale of 1-10, I give this 'a razor and some shaving cream'.
Ah, I see you've trimmed the dangly bits.

Razor and shaving cream.



Oh, and get a life while you're at it.  Antonio Banderas you ain't.
Ok, for real.  Do you think this is even considered a beard?  I don't even know what to call this.  It's like a soot smudge on your chin.

on a scale of 1-10, I'd give you a 'dollar to buy a razor that won't miss spots like that'.
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