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Spotted Owl...it's what's for Dinner.
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Is it me or does this guy look like Tom Berrenger? |
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Ted Kaczynski Tie A Yellow Ribbon(c) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
by nANCI mEEK 11/97 (to the tune "Tie A Yellow Ribbon" Oh! Tie a yellow ribbon 'round this box for me Set to blow at three To Ted Kaczynski If I don't overnight this SPECIAL DELIVERY They'll come after us, but don't make a fuss They'll blame Kaczinski So tie a yellow ribbon 'round this box for me! VERSE Not coming' home he's doin' time Livin' in a tree he's lost his mind His lawyers tellin' him he'll soon be free This guy needs a hair cut If you ask me TED-DY KACZ-IN-SKI CHORUS VERSE 2 Ted's only friend the spotted owl Wearing underwear that smells so fowl Now he rots in prison reading poe-a-tree I hope that we shall never see Another Kaczinski Ted-dy Kacz-in-ski CHORUS Now the court room folks are cheerin' And I can't believe I seeeeeee..... A yellow pair of undies 'round the neck of Teddy (adlib to fade) |
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MORE ABOUT TEDDY......... Spotted Owl....the other white meat
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