Monica's Blue Dress
by nANCI mEEK 8/98 (to Helen Reddy's "Ruby Red Dress")
There goes Monica's blue dress - To labs all over town
Some folks think she's lyin' - Someone's goin' down
Something came between them - Is Bill the one to blame
You look at that Blue dress - See a little stain.......... (I can hear her say..)
Leave it alone Please leave it alone Please leave it alone Lord leave it alone Oh leave it alone Just leave it alone Don't clean it
Leave it alone- Please leave it alone- Please leave it alone -Lord leave it alone- Oh leave it alone- Just leave it alone- Don't clean it
Here comes Monica's Blue Dress - Ken Starr just laughs All Lewinsky wanted - A job on his staff
Somethin' happened to Monica - She had a taste of fame! Look at that dress close now - See a little stain! (And she says now....)
Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh Leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!
Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!
I
thought you said it was safe, Leon. - BC
Linda Tripp said Lewinsky - Got up off her knees - Bill fixed his tie and left her - Left his family Tree
Then he tried to deny it - Tried to keep things cool The Press got to Lewinsky - She won't be made a fool (Who just says now...)
Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh Leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!
Leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Please leave it alone-Lord leave it alone- Oh Leave it alone - Just leave it alone - Don't clean it!
M: Any openings in the office?
B: Sure come on down!
Q: Why did the FBI have so many problems
testing the stain on Monica Lewinsky's dress?
A:
All the people from Arkansas have the same D.N.A.
Taken from actual White House Trippscripts.
GOT President!
Monica Lewinsky Tribute (spoof of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song)*
Copy of actual Letter courtesy of SMOKING GUN website
for
The Smoking Gun
What the hell were you thinking, Bill? - Hillary
I Don't Know! Boy did I screw up this time. - Bill
I'll be in New York if you screw up again - Hillary
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