(to the tune "Fight For Glory")
Bite for Glory - while you're on her
Bite her on the back
Admit your guilty Cop a plea
The Judge will cut some slack
Get engaged and get probation
All this for a lay
With the money you just saved
Go buy a new toupee
You're a liar - the network fired
Took your final blow
Pack your bite guard - use your right guard
That hairpiece has to go
Bite for Glory - Wear girls panties
You won't do any time!
Hats off to Marv who helped cops...
...take a big bite out of crime!
HIT Iron Mike Tyson
would want it that way
Joey and Maria's Comedy Italian Wedding
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