Nanci's Song Parodies
(to the tune Mambo #5 by Lou Bega
Dr. Handel, we'll take Super model egg #5
one two three four five
Super model eggs for sale on line
Let's surf the internet for an anorexic chick
Move your mouse then double-click
ronsangels.com gets a million hits
This guy bred horses - now he's breedin' chicks
The cost is steep
These eggs aren't cheap
I like Claudia, Pamela, Beverly & Christy
And as I continue you know
My wife's not getting younger
So what can I do I really beg you my lord
Fertility, it's become a sport, unzip my fly
Grab your mouse - be sure and click it
Before you know it your wife is pregnant
CHORUS:
A little bit of Fabio in my wife
A little bit of Claudia in my wife
Some Elle McPherson's all we need
Some Christy Brinkley's what I see
The cast of "Just Shoot Me" in my wife
A better family tree in my life
Pamela Lee here I am
A little bit of you makes me a man
(the doctor said my wife should)
Jump up and down and move the sperm all around
Turn her butt up side down
Keep her legs up off the ground
Shake both legs left
Shake both legs right
One to the front and one to the side
Close her legs once
And close her legs twice
We'll know in nine months
If we did it right!
CHORUS:
A little bit of Fabio in my wife
A little bit of Claudia in my wife
Some Elle McPherson's all we need
Some Christy Brinkley's what I see
The cast of "Just Shoot Me" in my wife
A better family tree in my life
Pamela Lee here I am
A little bit of you makes me a man
I'd do 'em all
But I'll never have sex with a girl like that
IF you saw my face you'd run and hide
That's why I hafta order eggs on line
CHORUS:
A little bit of Fabio in my wife
A little bit of Claudia in my wife
Some Elle McPherson's all we need
Some Christy Brinkley's what I see
The cast of "Just Shoot Me" in my wife
A better family tree in my life
Pamela Lee here I am
A little bit of you makes me a man
TAG:
A little bit of Fabio in my wife
A little bit of Claudia in my wife
Some Elle MacPhersons all I need
Some Christy Brinkley's what I see
A little egg shelly in my wife
And you thought Sammy was dealing
Drugs.......turns out it was a different kind of Ecstasy!
Click below and read all about it.
Wanna be a Super Model?
Wanna
Get Pregnant?
Me and Baby 
Me and Baby (Now)
Top Ten Ways To
Make A Supermodel Angry
10. Refer to her as the future Ex-Mrs. Jagger.
9. Tell her she looks just like the woman in the JC Penney Ad
8. Confuse her by using big words like "big" and "word"
7. At breakfast ask if she is going to finish her Grape-Nut
6. Point to her breasts and ask, "Are those new?"
5. Give David Copperfield her phone number
4. Laugh uncontrollably as she tries to spell "vogue"
3. Set her up on a date with Leo fail to mention it's Leo your 40 year old pizza boy cousin
2. Point to a picture of Angela Lansbury and say, "That's you in two years."
1. Greet her with, "What's up, Tubby?"
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