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'Night before Christmas    

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Twas the night before Christmas
    The whole house was mellow
     Not a creature was stirrin'
      I hid my gun under the pillow

When up on the roof
    I heard somethin' pound
   I sprang to the window and yelled
      "Ay!  Keep it down!"

When what to my wandrin' eyes should appear
But that hairy elf Vinny
And his eight friggin' reindeer

Wit' a bad hackin cough and da stench a burped beer
   I knew in a moment
     "Yo! Da Kringle was here!"

Wit' a whack to dare snouts

And a tug at dare manes
    He cursed and he hollered
    And he called out dare names.....

Yo Tony!  Yo Frankie!
     Yo Sally!  Yo Vito!
   Ay Joey!  Ay Paulie!
     Ay Pepe!  Ay Guido!

I reached for my gun and I hid by the bed
   Down came his friggin' boot on the top of my head

   His eyes was all bloodshot
     His B.O. was scary
      His breath smelled like garbage
        He had a mole dat was hairy

He spit in my eye and he twisted my head
   He let me know I'd be better off dead

Den pointin' a fat finga right up my nose
   He let out some gas and up the chimney he rose
     He sprang to his sleigh
      Obscentities screaming

      And away day all flew before he gave dem a beatin'

But I heard him exclaim or better yet grump

/clipart/pictures/Holiday/santa4.gif   "Merry Christmas to all!  And yo!
              Bite me ya hump"


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