The Creative Expressions of...    Bill Vivrett

                              
THE EXIT INTERVIEW   Page 2 of 6
                                           
G.B., �What caused you to choose teaching?�

W.V., �I wanted the big desk.�

G.B., �Who motivated you to go into teaching?�

W.V., �The stork.�

G.B., �Could you elaborate?�

W.V., �He flew too low.�

G.B., �What was your earliest academic success?�

W.V., ��A� in kindergarten naps.�

G.B., �As a high school student what was your greatest classroom accomplishment?�

W.V., �I learned to yawn without opening my mouth.�

G.B., �Your career g.p.a.?�

W.V., �The same as my best student this year: His 4.90, mine .490.�

G.B., �What was your greatest athletic accomplishment?�

W.V., �Easy. In basketball; eleventh man on the ten man traveling squad.�

G.B., �Did you have other athletic interests?�

W.V., �Well I used to run distance till dad pointed out I was going in circles.�

G.B., �Who was your most influential mentor?�

W.V., �A toss up between Groucho Marx and W.C. Fields.�

G.B., Any treasured college memories?�

W.V., �Yes. I made the Dean�s list (for academic probation).�

G.B., �Have military service?�

W.V., �Continuously!�

G.B., �Elaborate, please!�

W.V., �The following are especially fond memories and high-lights of my military career.

�The recruit entry station P.A. welcome��Everyone from 15 mid-western states over here! Everyone from Chicago�over there!�

�December camp outs in the woods of Ft. Lost-in-the-Woods (Ft. Leonard Wood).

�Midnight raids on nearby mess kitchens.

�Appointed weekend manager of the back sink.� 

G.B., �Pardon the interruption but�was that as high as you could go?�

W.V., �No, that was Chief Grease Trap Orderly. I eventually got there.�                       
               

                                           
Updated 12.10.04
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