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| Local Teen Seizes Thanksgiving Break by: The Frederator Click here for full story |
| Man, I'm so glad that the highschool gives a whole week off for Thanksgiving. If you dont already know me, the name is Frederator and I love video games! You might think that I take video games too far because I play them almost all day; but I assure you that my intense skill matches the time I spend playing them. You might also wonder what video game I could possibly play 21/7...can you say Tetris? That's right; the best video game ever made, so riveting, complex, and visually advanced that |
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| Tetris in question. Above. |
| few can afford the super high quality equipment needed to play it. But I can, so I will and I play all the time. I would estimate that I am the best Tetris player in the world, no scratch that, the universe. Not only do I love Tetris but yesterday I played soooo much and made it all the way to level two. But, today I lost 30 seconds into it; the reason I played so shitty is because of the fucking bareometric pressure. Plus I ate some bad nachos, and it really messed with my game. Nothing can stop me, Tetris is my thing, like Tiger Woods and golf, or Spielberg and movies, or George Washingron and Politics, or Puerto Ricans and being lazy. |
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| Frederator enjoying an Aspirin meal to relieve his massive migraine derived from playing Tetris. |