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| Local Teen Having The Time Of His Life In Iraq By: Sgt. Clayton McCrane Click Here For Full Story..... |
| Dear Mom And Dad, Just wanted to drop you a line and let you know how fun Iraq is! Thank you so much for convincing me to sign up for the Army. You were right when you told me it would be a great opportunity to see the middle east. Just this week I stormed a Mosque looking for terrorists. Guess what? I found some. It was real easy cause they're so dark and they wear turbains. Mom, I have to be honest... I'm having the time of my life. Everyday we get to interogate terrorists and it's my job to flush the Koran down the toilet. It's so funny, they're little faces get so mad and they curse me and cry at the same time. It's the same face you make when I come home for the hollidays. But like all good things, there is some bad here too... Last week the truck behind me in the convoy was destroyed by a suicide bomber. It hurt my ears but it was pretty cool. Oh, another cool thing, yesterday we got to see a U.S.O. Show, it was hillarious! Kathy Griffin and D.L. Hughley attempted to do stand up comedy... They're so not funny, so after the show me and a few of the guys ripped Kathy Griffins ear rings out of her ears and made her swallow them and D.L. Hughley was accused of supporting Al Qaida and we threw him in a cell and hooked a car battery to his nipples. This place is so much better than Grand Theft Auto!. Well guys... I'm gonna get out of here for now, were about to go eat some dehydrated food. Oh and Mom, thanks again for convincing me to sign up, I'll be sure to write you again. -Your Boy, Clayton |