The First book of Paul, called
GENESIS
In the Beginning, there was a beautiful sex god named Paul Reubens.
And Paul said; Let there be another Groundlings character.
And Paul saw the character, and that it was good: and he called the character Pee-Wee Herman.
And Paul said; Let the character perform at the Roxy for six months, then sell out Carnegie Hall. And so it came to pass that these things happened, and it was good.
Genesis
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
The Ten Commandments
Psalms
Proverbs
And the evening and the morning were the third day.
And so Paul created Pee-Wee in his own image ((well, sort of...)), bestowing upon him a tight grey suit, some lipstick and a clip on red bowtie.
And Paul called upon Tim Burton to set Pee-Wee upon the firmament of the big screen.
And he made the beast and cattle and every creeping thing upon the Earth to visit movie theatres, and they saw that it was good.
And Paul blessed them, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and muliply, and replenish pop culture, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish in the sea, and over the fowl in the air, and over every other living creature that moveth upon the Earth, for they canst not pay to get in the movie theatres.
And for those who could not get into movie theatres, there was Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
And Paul had seen everything he had done, and behold, it was very good.
It was damn good.
And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Chapter 2
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