| People say really dumb things. We all know it. We witness it every day... people, when you think about it, are really rather idiotic. So why not laugh at other people being dumb? Indeed, why not? No reason. So I will do just that; and you can too. Here I'll post some stupid things people have said; be it on the internet, IRL, etc.. Many thanks to Refinnej for the LOTR stuff. |
| The other day, Refinnej found the LOTR: Return of the King board at . The people there... well, let's just say that it seems that some of them are very... "special" at times. First a question, posted by a one "silverdote" under the heading "Where are the black people?" |
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| Ah, I love it. Silverdote does not say "African Americans" or any other lovely politically correct term... s/he asks where all the "black people" are. That's right, folks... we've lost all the black people. If you are black and reading this... you had better make yourself known to silverdote before s/he has a hissy fit. ^.^ No, Tolkien didn't specifiy race amongst his characters... he went to all that work in creating this huge world... and totally forgot that... oh, well. It's not like most of the characters were described as "pale" or "white." And of course, elves can be black... |
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| Yes, you frecken individuals. How dare you want racial equality? Why can't you just go buy a shotgun and sit on your porch shooting at anything that moves, like the rest of us?!? We feel no need to use correct spelling, grammar, or even capitalize anything! |
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| That's right... Tolkien hates women... that mean, mean, bad man. |
| meetmymonkey666: how do u spell quete or quite meetmymonkey666: that smart Yay for Stalin: What word do you mean? meetmymonkey666: not like shhh but as in quite meetmymonkey666: u kno iyt just means i'm not that smart Yay for Stalin: quite meetmymonkey666: yah that's it i alwasy thought that was to be shhh meetmymonkey666: like shut up Yay for Stalin: no, that is quiet meetmymonkey666: o ok Yay for Stalin: cause it's pronounced "quie - et" Yay for Stalin: think of it that way meetmymonkey666: omg i found a naked anatomically correct guy barbie |
| Steve wanted me to put up some stupid things he says... so here is part of a conversation we had on AIM. He really picks one topic and sticks to it, I'll tell you. |
| STEP 2 of 3 You are 25% of the Way Through! |
| ...I refuse to comment. |
| Never knew what love was intill you.. |
| This is from the profile of RockinRose404 (AIM Screenname). It amused me greatly. I guess I could put it in "Spot the Grammatical Error," but I rather like it here. |
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