| We all have some things we want to say, or complain about, to the world. Well, considering this is just sitting here with all its free-webspace-goodness, I figured this will be my place to do so. The newest one is on WALMART... haven't had much to rant on for awhile... send me an with ideas, or one to complain, so I can laugh at you. |
| Did you know that there is a channel made specifically for men on TV? I was watching TV today, and I found out that that Spike TV is the men's channel. This is new. Hmm. Well, I guess woman have Oxygen or whatever that is, so men can have one too. On that note... why do they play Star Trek on that station? It is not a show for just men. I mean, in Voyager, they get this female captain, and everyone's like "good job!" and all that... and then they go and play Star Trek on the men's station. What's with that? Oh well, Star Trek wasn't worth watching after the original series anyway. |
| Ya know, if I were Oedipus's parents... I would've killed him myself. They go and have someone else do it. Idiots. That's like all evil villians... "Oh, I'm going to leave you hanging over this pool of shark and assume that you died... but only after I tell you my entire evil plan! JUST SHOOT THE GOOD GUY AND GET IT OVER WITH! Then CHECK HIS PULSE! Then you can take over the world and your reign of terror can begin in peace... well, for you anyway. What was I talking about? Oh, Oedipus. Just strangle the kid, I say. Or, cut off his head. Then feed him to the slaves or something. Maybe the Chorus. The Chorus... "She is his wife and mother... of his children." HAHAHAHAHA!! What a waste, Oedipus. You so screwed everything up. Er, including your mother... On that note... Hubris. Isn't that the best thing ever? "I'm better than God(s)!! Look at me God(s), I'm better than you!! YOO HOO, GOD(S), YOU SUCK!! I AM SO BETTER THAN YOU!!! (slightly later) Oh, woe is me, God(s) has smote me." |
| I was trying to get a new AOL IM screen name the other day, and I wondered if someone had take the SN "God." Yes. Someone has taken the screen name God. As well as Satan, Stalin, Khruschev, Lennin, NuclearWarIsFun, and Pyromaniac. Who has these screen names? WHY?! If you are one of the people who has one of these as your screen name... please IM me or something. You've got to be a fun person! Really! (I wanted the screen name Satan...) |
| Christmas lights... the other day, I saw that some people had decorated their bushes with Christmas lights. The lights were red, white, and blue. OKay, that's cute and all. However, there was one small block of red lights, followed by white, followed by blue... it looked like FRANCE'S FLAG. Now, we all know how Americans are all mad at the French, for some stupid reason or another, because Americans are always mad at the French for some reason or another (much like the rest of the world). So, I decided I must walk past that house and say very loudly something along the lines of "WAY TO HAVE NATIONAL PRIDE, WHAT WITH THE FRENCH FLAG AND ALL... VIVE LA FRANCE!" And then run away. I didn't thought, because I thought the people would have a shot gun and kill me. Oh well. You know, I think the French are fun. I mean, they base 90% of their grammatical rules on how pretty it sounds. If I had a country, that's how I would rule it. Why not? You can tell someone that you hate him or her in French, and it sounds oh so pretty. Much like that song from that movie, West Side Story (I feel pretty...), you know... the one where the gangs snap at one another. I suppose that is a good way to stop gang fights and whatnot, I mean, no guns=no dead people... but... I think flamethrowers would be more fun, don't you? |
| Denethor. He lights himself on fire because he thinks his son is dead. Because he's crazy. But Pippin keeps yelling "He's not dead!" And Denethor keeps saying "my line has ended" and ignoring Pippin. The first mistake here is ignoring Pippin. He's a Hobbit, learn not to ignore them. The second mistake? Faramir wasn't dead. Third? Lighting himself and his son on fire. I figure based on that, he got what he deserved. But just that wasn't enough, oh no. Not for the movie Denethor. When he realized he'd just lit his son and himself on fire, and his son woke up and looked at him, he acts all surprised and then realizes... hey... I'm on fire. This hurts! So what does he do? HE RUNS HALF A MILE TO THE EDGE OF THE TOP PART OF MINAS TIRITH AND OFF A CLIFF. Not only does he do that... but he does it while he is on fire. Talented guy. |
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| Mrs. Conlin: "If you're stupid and you know it, clap your hands" (claps while doing a dance on THE CHAIR) |
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| 4/20/04: Walmart NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe that sums my feelings on this subject up rather well. |
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