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| Here's the story. I was trying to update this wonderful site of mine, when I ran into a problem: I hadno new ideas at the moment! So, when my friend, Steve (you may have seen some of his quotes on this site), signed onto AIM, I decided to ask for some help in getting ideas, since Steve enjoys my site and knows the kind of things I put on here. He suggested that I devote a page entirely to him and the stupid things he does. So here it is: STUPID THINGS STEVE DOES. Read on, my friend, you are in for... er... Steve's stupid doings. |
| Stupid Thing #1 Setting: The Lunch Table, lunch A. A group of odd people sit around the round table, no reference to Arthurian Legend intended. They are discussing different things, such as the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow and how the definition of "orgy" is "three or more people in one room, not wearing shoes." Steve: "Why are there only Americans on AIM?" Dead Silence. Everyone stares at Steve. Refinnej: Slowly "Steve, what does AIM stand for?" Steve: "AOL Instant Messenger." Refinnej: "And what does AOL stand for...?" Steve: "America Online...." Pause. "Ooooooh!" |
| Stupid Thing #2 (decipher at will) meetmymonkey666: u should see me at worj meetmymonkey666: work Yay for Stalin: lol meetmymonkey666: toaday i was goin so i said to louis i says louis u need to find a man but not any man a man that's got money, but he has to be good in bed and louis said lola i do have a man who's good in bed and i asked her who and she replied it'\s jay leno Yay for Stalin: what? meetmymonkey666: but it was in an old woman voice like she had been smoking for like 60 years Yay for Stalin: lol meetmymonkey666: it was really funny meetmymonkey666: and i was on pickup reg and i was doing it to the people |
| Stupid Thing #3 meetmymonkey666: u wanna hear something funny Yay for Stalin: sure meetmymonkey666: the other day i was sitting at eat n park and i caught my self on fire with a zippo and i just looked at it and laughed Yay for Stalin: hahaha yay meetmymonkey666: and then 2 days ago i burnt my nose hairs witht the same zippo Yay for Stalin: hahaha! meetmymonkey666: ok and then like a week ago i was sitting in my friends apartment and i was watching telivision and i stood up but something intersting came on so i sat down but i sat on her cat Yay for Stalin: hahaha seriously? meetmymonkey666: yah meetmymonkey666: the poor pussy she jumped like 20 feet in the air |
| Stupid Thing #4 meetmymonkey666: i do all kinds of stupid stuff like i went out with friends to pittsburgh and we where walking on the side walk and i ran into a no parking sign and to make it worse there was a really hot girl right on the other side |
| Stupid Thing #5 meetmymonkey666: u wanna hear something halarious i went to geagu lake this summer and when i was taking a shower there was a spider in there so i got out of the tub/ shower without realizing the door was open so like all the people from my church saw me neked Yay for Stalin: from your church! Yay for Stalin: omg that's great meetmymonkey666: no it's not it was the most well second most embaressing thing in my life Yay for Stalin: It's still kinda funny Yay for Stalin: if you're not you meetmymonkey666: and then to top it off the preacher made a joke about it on sunday |
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