| My friend Refinnej says a lot of... interesting things. Here I've put down some of her most offensive sayings. At the bottom I will include contact information, so you can email, phone, or visit her! ^.^ |
| "I was watching a thing on Michael Jackson the other day, and he reminded me of Jesus. Cause Jesus loves the little children too. And some people say the Jesus is black, and some people say he's white. And they both have long-ish hair. I wonder if Michael Jackson is actually Jesus in disguise... Jesus wouldn't be very good at disguises then. I bet he abducted little black Michael Jackson and then got a mask or something and pretended to be Michael Jackson. Jesus must be color blind." -- Refinnej Well, you never know. You really never do know. |
| "It just occurred to me how much "Virgin Mary" or "Holy Virgin Mary" sounds like a stripper name..." -- Refinnej It does! Think about it. |
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| Because I love being evil, here is Refinnej's AIM SN: MistressC0lumbia Yes, the "0" is a ZERO. Now IM her. EMAIL HER AT: |
| There are several things we say all the time at lunch now, two of which are "Attention fellow Jesus fans: Easter is cancelled" (stolen from toothpastefordinner.com), and another "Hail Aragorn, son of Arathorn, the true king." Refinnej mixed these together: "ATTENTION FELLOW JESUS FANS: HAIL ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, THE TRUE KING!" -- Refinnej |
| More on MJ Refinnej: "You know, the new McDonald's chicken nuggets are like Michael Jackson too... now they're all white too! ... So... since Michael Jackson is Jesus... then when you eat Chicken Nuggets at McDonald's, you're eating Jesus!" Me: "So, you don't even have to go to church anymore to do that!" |
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| "Refinnej is my idol." -Theresa, Angela's 12 year old little sister |
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| Lossendaewen: Then I decided if I ever become a serial killer I'd make it completely obvious that I was there to kill the person Lossendaewen: and then when they start screaming and begging for their life Lossendaewen: I'd be like "Are you scared?" and they would obviously would respond with "yes" I'd be like "You shouldn't be... you're on Scare Tactics" Lossendaewen: then they would start laughing and be all happy and everything Lossendaewen: and I would proceed to kill them Lossendaewen: but in a slow manner... Lossendaewen: so their last words would be "They don't show this part on TV" Yay for Stalin: hahahah Yay for Stalin: That's awesome Lossendaewen: you could help if you wanted to... I would need someone to run out with a camera... Lossendaewen: but then we would have to tape reruns of Three's Company overtop of the footage Yay for Stalin: Sure, sounds like fun Yay for Stalin: Except for taping over it Yay for Stalin: We could send it into "America's Funniest Home Videos" Lossendaewen: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Lossendaewen: YES! Lossendaewen: and on the return address thing, put someone that we don't like there Lossendaewen: or like the White House or something like that Yay for Stalin: YEAH! Yay for Stalin: Make the return address say "Dubya" Lossendaewen: HAHAHAHA!! Lossendaewen: written in crayon |
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| Two words: Baby Windchimes. -The combined efforts of Refinnej and myself |
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| Me: Guys, who played Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies? Refinnej: Jesus? Me: No, Jen, Jesus wasn't an actor. That was Nero. Refinnej: Oh, I get them confused sometimes. Me: Yeah, they are similar. |
| Refinnej's Version of "On My Own" From the musical, Les Miserables sung preferrably in a "middle-eastern" accent On my own, pretending Allah is beside me All alone, I ride my camel in morning Without my camel, I get tumors... And when I loose my way, I close my eyes and get bombed by stupid Americans In the sand, my head gets hot because I forgot my towel All the American bombs make me think I am on LSD In the darkness, the trees are full of American bombs... All I see is my camel and me forever and forever. But I know it is only from a hallucination I am talking to the penguin that I smuggled from the zoo Even though I know he is blinded from American bombs Still I say, Allah will help us. Ahh! The Americans are bombing! Ahhh1 *KABOOOOOOOM* |
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| "My hamster is like the Terri Schiavo of my house." Refinnej |
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| Refinnej's Version of "God On High" from Les Miserables "God is high He stole my weed." (the end) |
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| Lossendaewen: Do you have a lot of Asians there?
Lossendaewen: like Asian Asians Lossendaewen: that don't really speak English Yay for Stalin: Yeah Yay for Stalin: And fake Asians Yay for Stalin: Asian Asians Lossendaewen: Yeah... Lossendaewen: lol Lossendaewen: Well, we have an "Asian Express" down here Lossendaewen: so I think they have like underground tunnels or something Lossendaewen: and the center of the earth is actually like this Asian utopia Yay for Stalin: hahaha Lossendaewen: cause those Asians are pretty smart Lossendaewen: and I bet they're good at digging Yay for Stalin: I bet Lossendaewen: except for 10,000 Lossendaewen: cause he's in the wall Lossendaewen: Unless he dug his way out Lossendaewen: that'd be pretty spiffy Yay for Stalin: Maybe that's why they started digging Yay for Stalin: To get 10,000 Lossendaewen: I bet! Cause if you're named 10,000 I bet you're pretty important to the Asian society Yay for Stalin: You must be Yay for Stalin: So they got him and then went to the center of the earth Lossendaewen: I bet that's what happened to Atlantis too... Lossendaewen: the Asians stole it Yay for Stalin: hahaha Yay for Stalin: Must have Lossendaewen: Wow... Lossendaewen: that was a pretty horrible conversation Yay for Stalin: yeah... |
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