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| "I got a 17 on my rape check." - Jordan "I'm an elf, we look pretty in all colors, even in drag." -Spike, as Elhadon As J rolls the dice behind the DM screen: "Hear that? That's the sound of you dying." - Jordan J: "The map is signed by Pallando." Everyone else: (groans) Spike: (drawing the map as J describes it, and doing a rather bad job on the one room) Me: "I have knowledge geography, if you need help with that." Spike: (glares) "Bitch." J: "He has a challenge rating of 32..." Jordan: "I could take him." J: "Yeah, but it costs hundreds of thousands of gold." Jordan: "I find that in my couch." Yay for Stalin: And I don't trust the Book of Vile Darkness anyway Elvenking97: Oh but you should Elvenking97: It's my DM bible ... Elvenking97: Actually, the BoVD [Book of Vile Darkness] is like the Old Testament Elvenking97: And the BoED [Book of Exhalted Deeds] is like the New Testament "I'm going to open a resaurant... 'Fetus Fajitas.'" - Jordan ^ Has nothing to do with D&D at all, simply on the subject of Baby Armor "Hail Wizardress!!!" "Treeeeeeeeeees?" "I'm going to open a store called 'Shit and Stuff.'" -Jordan "I'll kill him... in the face." -Luke "Elhadon gets the robe of homosexuality." "It's not an Evil Outsider, it's an Outsider that's evil." -J J:"Bramblerose gets turned to stone." Me: "I quit. Luke, let's go." Luke: "OK." Luke and I walk out and watch a DVD in the van "Wait, you get plusses to ganging up on shit, right?" -Jordan "Can I officially change my name from "Flamobobkins" to "Flamosuckass"?" -Andrew J: She's sitting there with her legs- Luke: Open! Me: And I shoot her there. Luke: And she gets f***ed by an arrow. Jordan: And has a baby arrow. "Did you get another critical? I can't even stand up!" -Jordan "Haha, guess what? I'm immune." "What else do you want to see coming out of the chest of the Steward of Gondor besides a Dwarven Defender?" -Dan (ah, portable holes...) "I have damage resistance of oh. . . lemme check. . . infinity." -Chuck "Bitchin'." -Chuck "Why don't you take greater shut the fuck up?" -Chuck "Wouldn't that cancel out improved dickery?" -Barry "Treeant? Can I wield it?" -Dan "The reason a portable hole is so versatile is because it is portable. You can spread it on any surface, say a tree, or a table, or the Steward of Gondor." -Dan "Come on, let's play stone, parchment, shears." -Dan "Did you lick it in the brain?" -Luke "10 damage to the dancing ninja." -Angela |
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