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| OhFishStix046: yay yayforstalin: for Stalin OhFishStix046: or hitler yayforstalin: Hitlin OhFishStix046: whichever comes first OhFishStix046: hitlin OhFishStix046: hitlin was a nice guy yayforstalin: Indeed OhFishStix046: but then he suffered a massive heartattack and exploded because it was massive, otherwise i would have just said heart attack yayforstalin: Oh yayforstalin: Well of course yayforstalin: That sucks yayforstalin: Sucks to be him OhFishStix046: sucks to be him? yayforstalin: It does OhFishStix046: sucks to be me yayforstalin: whyfore? OhFishStix046: he was my best friend yayforstalin: Oh yayforstalin: I'm sorry OhFishStix046: liar yayforstalin: Maybe some day you can get a massive heart attack too and join him OhFishStix046: wheres your proof yayforstalin: Right here OhFishStix046: in massive heart attack land OhFishStix046: ? yayforstalin: Yes yayforstalin: In massive heart attack land yayforstalin: Good place yayforstalin: Vacation spot OhFishStix046: ya OhFishStix046: good shrimp too OhFishStix046: your a vegetarian right? yayforstalin: That I am OhFishStix046: what about fishies? yayforstalin: Like the ones in the office? OhFishStix046: would you eat a fishy OhFishStix046: ya yayforstalin: Maybe the ones in the office yayforstalin: Roasted and seasoned with asbestos OhFishStix046: darn tootin yayforstalin: lol OhFishStix046: what if you were stranded on an island, and the only food there was a cow yayforstalin: Why would there be a cow on an island? yayforstalin: What does the cow eat? OhFishStix046: why not? OhFishStix046: it crash landed there yayforstalin: Cause cows don't live on islands yayforstalin: Was it flying? OhFishStix046: yes OhFishStix046: in a cargo plane yayforstalin: Where is the plane? yayforstalin: And the people? OhFishStix046: gone yayforstalin: Are there people? yayforstalin: Awh OhFishStix046: they flew away yayforstalin: I would eat the people yayforstalin: Why didn't they take the cow? yayforstalin: Poor island cow OhFishStix046: they dropped it OhFishStix046: by accident yayforstalin: Dumb people OhFishStix046: no. dumb cow yayforstalin: No, dumb people yayforstalin: Why would you have a cow on a plane in the first place? OhFishStix046: the cow was trying to fly, and then he realized he couldnt, so he called his agent at triple a and got a refund yayforstalin: Aha yayforstalin: Frequent flier miles are good for that kind of thing OhFishStix046: but by that time he fell to the island of mesothelioma yayforstalin: mesothelioma yayforstalin: It has a name now OhFishStix046: darn tootin OhFishStix046: yes yayforstalin: Is it a desert island? OhFishStix046: actually your island is the island of kelly murtha yayforstalin: Hahaha is that so? OhFishStix046: the cow just swam over to you cause it needed to talk to somebody OhFishStix046: the islands are a few feet away yayforstalin: But I hafta eat it OhFishStix046: like mayb 7 or 8 yayforstalin: It's a swimming talking cow? OhFishStix046: ya yayforstalin: I'd rather not eat it yayforstalin: If I got it back home I could get rich from that yayforstalin: And side shows OhFishStix046: well how are you going to get home? yayforstalin: I'll ride the cow yayforstalin: It can swim OhFishStix046: its not a marathon swimmer yayforstalin: Why not? OhFishStix046: it can only swim a few yards yayforstalin: dumb cow yayforstalin: I suppose I'll eat it then OhFishStix046: besides, youll be riding it yayforstalin: I don't way that much yayforstalin: As compared to a cow OhFishStix046: wait...theres an alternative solution yayforstalin: there is? yayforstalin: *weigh ratehr yayforstalin: rather yayforstalin: rather rather OhFishStix046: rather yes OhFishStix046: rather not? OhFishStix046: rather sure why not yayforstalin: bah? CONTINUE AT TOP |
| OhFishStix046: ok, read the story again OhFishStix046: and you shall i find the answer yayforstalin: get the cow to call triple and get a refund? OhFishStix046: yes... OhFishStix046: and...? OhFishStix046: go on... yayforstalin: Use its frequent flier miles to get off the island yayforstalin: And then use it to get rich OhFishStix046: dude, use the cellphone OhFishStix046: how did the cow call the agent? yayforstalin: Well how was I supposed to know he had a cell phone? yayforstalin: I am not a cow mind reader yayforstalin: Why didn't the cow just do that? yayforstalin: Dumn cow yayforstalin: I think I should eat it anyway OhFishStix046: ya me too OhFishStix046: so are going to be a non vegetarian now? yayforstalin: When I get stranded on the island with the cell phone swimming talking cow yayforstalin: Sure OhFishStix046: what about right now yayforstalin: Nah OhFishStix046: what about shrimp? OhFishStix046: french shrimp OhFishStix046: that sing tenor yayforstalin: Am I stranded again? yayforstalin: Cause if I'm not yayforstalin: I wouldn't cause I could make money off of that OhFishStix046: no your not stranded yayforstalin: Then no OhFishStix046: but what if you didnt know the shrimp could sing yayforstalin: Why do they all sing tenor? yayforstalin: They should have different ranges yayforstalin: So they could do the barbershop quartet thing OhFishStix046: a shrimp wasnt born with lungs like us humans OhFishStix046: they must sing only one pitch yayforstalin: Poor shrimp yayforstalin: How do they sing in the water? OhFishStix046: big noses OhFishStix046: with big if not even bigger nostrils yayforstalin: wow OhFishStix046: but the noses sing bass OhFishStix046: and the stupid/ugly butts sing baritone yayforstalin: I thought they could only sing one pitch OhFishStix046: the sun fish sing dolphin. and the dolphins sing spanglish yayforstalin: spanglish yayforstalin: I like dolphins OhFishStix046: would you eat one if you were stranded? yayforstalin: No yayforstalin: I like them yayforstalin: Not to eat OhFishStix046: what if you were stranded on a moving car? yayforstalin: Then I would eat the car yayforstalin: Like a metal eating robot yayforstalin: Like Mrs. Snyder OhFishStix046: but what if the car was made out of styrofoam yayforstalin: Then I would sell it OhFishStix046: for what? copper? yayforstalin: Yes OhFishStix046: and then youd turn the copper into pennies yayforstalin: Yes yayforstalin: And then eat them OhFishStix046: and then turn the pennies into dolpins and eat them yayforstalin: No! yayforstalin: I'd eat the pennies before they were dolphins OhFishStix046: thats funny, cause i thought you just said youd eat the little baby dolphins aka, seal yayforstalin: Seal aren't baby dolphins OhFishStix046: yes. veal is little baby cow OhFishStix046: so little baby dolphin is seal yayforstalin: Oh. That makes sense. OhFishStix046: it does OhFishStix046: if you think about it a little bit...or not at all yayforstalin: Indeed OhFishStix046: how come no one ever says, "brb im going to bed" yayforstalin: Cause they won't brb OhFishStix046: yes yayforstalin: unless you're in the time warp yayforstalin: Like in the halls at school OhFishStix046: cya is the same as saying brb yayforstalin: It was 7:30... then 5 OhFishStix046: ya i know what you mean OhFishStix046: or that too yayforstalin: Nuh uh OhFishStix046: uhhh yayforstalin: Tell you what, next time I leave to go to bed I will say brb I'm going to bed OhFishStix046: nuhhhh OhFishStix046: ok bye OhFishStix046: have a nice slumber party yayforstalin: I am not going now yayforstalin: Are you? OhFishStix046: but you said brb yayforstalin: I said I would say it OhFishStix046: and then you said im going to be OhFishStix046: *bed OhFishStix046: but you didnt quote it yayforstalin: I'm sorry yayforstalin: I meant to OhFishStix046: you better be OhFishStix046: you had me goin OhFishStix046: you really did yayforstalin: Well, I can be like that sometimes OhFishStix046: ya, like you were today yayforstalin: I was what today? OhFishStix046: you had me goin OhFishStix046: today yayforstalin: Did I? OhFishStix046: no yayforstalin: Didn't think so OhFishStix046: i was just kidding. tushhh huh huh yayforstalin: Oh yayforstalin: Hahaha yayforstalin: ? OhFishStix046: get it? yayforstalin: Yes? OhFishStix046: brb im gonna go to bed yayforstalin: ok |
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