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| Due to the movie coming out called "Marie Antoinette," this conspiracy is very important in relation to current events. The movie, in fact, was the first tip-off to this conspiracy. You can view the trailer . Anyway, Refinnej saw this trailer and realized that, contrary to the popular belief that Marie Antoinette was beheaded, she was actually abducted by aliens. This is evident from the movie title at the end of the trailer that looks like a B-scifi movie title, as well as the obnoxious music in the background throughout the entire trailer. When you take this as a given, you can come to only two conclusions: she was 1) eaten by an invisible dinosaur (we won't discuss this possibility in detail, email Refinnej if you would like her opinion) or 2) abducted by Moses. We all know Moses as that guy from the Bible who wasn't Noah. Or, if you are a little more knowledgable in theology, he was the dude who did that whole thing with the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Sea, etc., etc.. What most people don't realize is that Moses was actually an alien. It is OK that you are just learning this now. Even Refinnej and I didn't know this until recently. But now, we will change all that. Here, immortalized by AIM, is the moment when we realized that Moses was (is?) indeed a time-travelling alien: Yay for Stalin: What did Moses do besides part the sea? Elvenking97: The Exodus Yay for Stalin: That sounds like a B Scifi movie Lossendaewen: HOLY SHIT! I bet it is Lossendaewen: Moses was a fuckin' alien Yay for Stalin: HOLY SHIT Yay for Stalin: HE'S THE ONE THAT ABDUCTS MARIE ANTOINETTE Lossendaewen: OH MY GOD!!! Lossendaewen: Silly Moses That is, of course, irrefutable evidence. Now that you have all the evidence, it is time to consider the implications. |
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| 1. Moses was an Alien. 2. Yahweh (God) Is actually a lego man with a mean face. 3. Moses can time travel. 4. Marie Antoinette did not get her head chopped off via the guillotine. 5. Mose abducted Marie Antoinette. 6. There are such things as invisible dinosaurs. 7. Your mom. |