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| Yes, I know, you're thinking "WHAT? Luther was a cool guy! He can't be Satan!" Well, we were fooled again, my friends. Just like Walmart, printers, music, and the Sunday Night Sex Show Lady, Luther had some Satan in him. I have proof this time. Let us take a look at a very important number: 666 What does this horribly satanic but otherwise very ordinary number have to do with our friend Luther, you ask? Well, nothing, besides the fact that it was HIS FAVORITE NUMBER. Well, actually, I have no idea what his favorite number was. But this number was significant in his life... read on. It is well known that in 1505 Martin Luther married Catharine Von Boro (obviously Satanic herself, though we won't delve into that at the moment).What many people do not know is that she was 24 years old when they married. What does this mean? Well, it is the first clue. 24 2 + 4 = 6 Also, Luther and Catharine had 3 boys and 3 girls, altogether... 6 children. 3 + 3 = 6 As though that is not enough... Luther posted his 95 Theses on October 31, 1517, or 10-31-1517. 10 1 + 0 = 1 31 3 + 1 = 4 1517 1 + 5 + 1 + 7 = 14 Using these numbers... 14 - 1 = 13 13 + 4 = 17 17 7 - 1 = 6 And with those three sixes, what do we get? What number was Luther clearly most associated with? 666 |
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