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Interview 1

Interview With Avril Lavigne July 3rd, 2002

It is a particularly hot summer day in Orlando, Florida as I sit down to talk to music's newest breakout sensation, Avril Lavigne. Avril is dressed in her trademark gear, a style which she calls "sk8er punk." Avril has just finished a performance and as she plops down across from me, I can see that there are still stars in her eyes.

"Hello, Avril La-vigne," I begin, taking care to try to pronounce her name correctly.

A smile curls up on Avril's face and she flips a strand of rogue hair away from her face.

"Hey, Chet," she says nonchalantly.

"Now Avril," I begin, pulling out my notebook that has a list of questions written on it.

Avril looks down at the notebook and a look of disgust crosses over her face. I remember that she's dedicated to being a rebel in today's music industry and the notebook most obviously signifies an alliance on my part to routine and regimen. In other words, I was square.

Not wanting to sour the interview, I quickly put the notebook back into my backpack.

"Now Avril," I continue, wanting to start with something somewhat simple, "You've had a great deal of success with your first single, 'Complicated.' Are you worried at all about following that up?"

Avril looks a bit annoyed with my question, but decides to answer anyways.

"I'm not worried at all. I'm confident in the album and all the songs on it. I don't feel like pressured to do even better with the next single or anything."

"What is the next single going to be?" I ask casually.

Avril rolls her eyes and looks as though she's been asked this question a thousand times. I remind myself that she probably has.

"The next single is called 'Sk8er Boi.' I think it's one of the more like punk tracks on that album," Avril says quickly.

There is a short moment of silence. Avril looks down at the ground and begins rocking her foot back and forth a bit, most obviously irritated. I decide to delve a little deeper into the star's private life.

"Being a young star, like say, Britney Spears, have you gotten any questions about virginity yet?" I say.

Avril's head snaps up instantly at the mention of Britney. Strike one.

"I'm not like Britney," she replies, "I'm not like gonna walk around in little hot pants and a bra. I won't take pictures like that or use my body to sell records."

"What about virginity?" I ask.

Avril looks even more irritated.

"I don't think it's fair that people even ask questions like that. Really, it's none of their damn business."

The atmosphere has soured even further. I decide to change the subject.

"Tell us about your band."

Avril brightens up a bit.

"Oh, I love them! They're my boys!" she laughs. "We just have a lot of fun together. I'm so glad that Arista let me have like a real live band to bring all over with me because it's so cool and so much fun!"

I smile a bit and continue.

"Tell us about your style. Where do you shop for those cool clothes?"

Avril bites her lip and glares at me. Strike two.

"I just wear whatever's me, whatever I find around. I'm not the kind of girl who like loves spending all day at the mall shopping. I just wear whatever."

Almost ready to refer to my notebook again, I quickly try to think up a good question to ask the sk8er girl.

"Okay, you present the image of being the more rebellious type-" I begin.

"It's not an image." Avril interrupts.

"You are the more rebellious type," I correct myself. "So, what's the worst thing you've ever done?"

"Very funny." Avril says dryly. "I don't wanna start anymore lovely rumors. People just take things I say and like completely exaggerate them."

Strike three. I reach under the chair for my notebook, but Avril is already leaving.

"Fuck this," she mutters and walks away.

� 2002 Chet Healey. Chet Healey, Interscope Incorporated, and Rankin Publishing are in no way associated with the management companies of the celebrities interviewed or discussed here. Nor do we hold any of the same views they present.

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