"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."
once again, i woul have slapped her. She has no right to say that. Alanis M. has the most amazing voice and is so talented its insane, and Avril had no right to even THINK she could be like her. once again, i will mention that will still need a seperate dictonary of curse words make just for Ms. Avy. And also, i dont see how clean u could be, seeing those "ass-crack" pictures and the many quotes on how you like wearing dirty shirts...*skeeve!!!*
"I don't really care if my clothes are wrinkled or there's a stain on my shirt. Going out on the road, your clothes are dirty."
see!!! proof!!!! skeever than Alanis. Though i find it sad that Avril thinks being skeevy is "punk" (but then, wouldnt that mean that Alanis is more punk than her? since Avril claims she doesnt take baths? see! i just dont get Avy!)
"I dress cool and I look hot, so if you don�t like it suck it."
ohh, no Avril, you're not arrogant at ALL! puulease!!! first of all, shes a pompous, haughty, arrogant witch. Second, she doesnt look hot at all and she doesnt dress "cool" Third, Avril had no right to define what "cool" is. and Forth, most importantly, ive hears about 50,000 quotes of how Avril doesnt wanna use her body to sell records and how she never wants to look "hot" and now shes claiming right now that she IS hot! i thought u didnt want that, moron!
"I really hate preps."
asshole. shes more preppy than anyone. and i dont like her racist remarks. BIAS!!! AVRIL IS BIAS!!!!
"'Skater Boy' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made. Alot of girls wish they could jam on the gutiar like I could, but they can't!"
HAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry, did i hear correctly? you can play guitar?! AHAHAHA!!! thats the most HILARIOUS thing EVER! shes has NEVER been seen playing guiatr, live or in the video, has never played it on the CD, and, has never even been shown to play it at all! plus, wen she "writes" songs for her CD, she always sed how she sits down with a guitar player. at least Michelle Branch can PLAY. And once again, her arrogance is enough to make me hate her even more.
"I grew up on the mean streets of Canada and I had to survive."
oh yeah.. sure.. the Harlem of canada. i mean reallly, they always say how she grew up in that hick town Napanee with the pop. of 2,000 people (seriously, theres over 1 million in Manhatten alone..think about how small that is!) and then shes going and saying "the mean streets of Canada?!" wth!!!! she came from a middle/upper-class family!!!! she always lived in one of those big white houses with the picket fences. geez! shes acting like she grew up in the slums!!!!! retard. this quote ALONE proves how fake she is!! i find this one just to unbearably funny. *AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA* i doubt she could even survive a DAY in The Village, let alone Harlem!!!!
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